Shit Super Power

[MrsShemon]

The ability to read your own mind.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Spontaneous Time Travel

you never know WHEN you'll go

 

[YIMBY]

The ability to smell Radon.

Spontaneous Time Travel

you never know WHEN you'll go

Are you familiar with The Time Traveller's Wife?

 

[Valkiria]

YIMBI can with the power of his mind cause a rain of goat shits.

 

[YIMBY]

The ability to levitate half a millimeter high.

YIMBI can with the power of his mind cause a rain of goat shits.

Thinking of you! ?

 

[Stash]

ability to typo your comment whenever its the worst time possible

 

[Valkiria]

Stash can see through clothing, but only people 80 years old and older. ?

 

[dartel]

Blind Spot: things randomly disappear from your field of vision.

 

[Valkiria]

Dartel can eat steel and shit barbed wire. ?

 

[Stash]

Stash can see through clothing, but only people 80 years old and older. ?

doesnt make them any less sexy

 

[Animallover]

The ability to grow extremely long ass hair

 

[Puhp]

Marks territory like cat.

 

[rightwhereyouleft]

Puhp can summon a lamp… without lightbulb ?

 

[dartel]

Holographic lightbulbs appear over your head anytime you have an idea.

 

[Puhp]

Yeah, but mine are always burned out.

Dartek has supernaturally bad tiger breath.

 

[nynjtransplant]

Idea for the game is simple

What super power does the person above you have?

Obviously since this is supposed to be fun and entertaining, the worse the super power the better


(examples- head removal, razor sharp toenails, etc.)

Able to stop time… but is then stuck there forever!

 

[Knottydiggo2077]

Ability to choose whose life flashes before your eyes before you die

 

[BaBaDoo]

You can eat mold, and only get slightly sick.

 

[HoundSpirit]

Lacto kinesis the ability to control dairy products with your mind ?

 

[son1911]

Magnetic body.

 

[Mosteel]

You can pee any other species's pee.
Yes, even bird.


(Insurance does not cover clogs.)

 

[Oldman]

I can detect someone needing to fart.

 

[bayareacpl]

He can open automatic doors slightly faster than they would normally open.

 

[Valkiria]

bayareacpl can turn money into leaves.

 

[bayareacpl]

bayareacpl can turn money into leaves.

Shit, we feel attacked. We actually have this superpower. I had $200 in my pocket on Friday and I’ve bought who knows what. It’s all leaves.

 

[AngryGoose]

Teleporting everytime you sneeze

 

[AngryGoose]

Being able to smell the future

 

[dartel]

Teleporting everytime you sneeze

 

[AngryGoose]

Lmfao, wtf

 

[dartel]

Lmfao, wtf