If you could have sex with any imaginary animal or creature...

I saw a low-budget comedy movie few years ago about a guy who falls in love with Bigfoot. I can't remember it too clearly...I think it began as some kind of fraternity hazing in the woods. Bigfoot comes along and rapes a guy, but he enjoys it. Taking a liking to the guy, Bigfoot drags him off into the woods. The guy has an epiphany and realizes that he's gay...gay for Bigfoot, and they have a love affair. I forget what all the other characters were up to, but there was other stuff going on, too.

The movie was thoroughly amateurish and low-quality in every was, but it was kinda funny if you could accept it for what it was.

Yeti: A Love Story, released by Troma Films. That says all you need to know.
 
A female demon or succubus. I don't know why but I seem to be a magnet for hot women who are borderline sociopaths, so I guess that has something to do with it. It is part of the reason why I avoid relationships like the bubonic plague.

Hot girl: "High you're really cute and you are so witty." *giggles and bats her eyes as she twirls her hair around her finger* "Buy me a drink."
Me: Could she be the one?
Goes back to my place. She fucks like a savage animal and she literally roars like a tiger during orgasm as she straddles me in the cowgirl position.

Three weeks later
Shows up at my house with a kitchen knife.
Her: "Why didn't you return my call last night?!"
Me: Oh God, she's psychotic. Not again.


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There's a badass coloring book I found on amazon and it's of female demons/succubus killing men brutally in different ways ? sent it to my ex in jail cause he got locked up while I was pregnant. Figured it would get my point across lol
 
A specific white feathered, wingless dragon species that I made up. :D
 
Yay, my favourite character from the crash bandicoot saga (well, I also like tiny tiger).
I bet for the canine cock, his hindpaws are not the ones of a crocodile ?
Lol, if I had to add also games or anime characters my list would be reaaaaally long xD
I'm pretty certain it's just his tail and teeth which are crocodile ?
Second favorite for me would be Ripper Roo with that huge sloppy tongue :gsd_love:
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I'm pretty certain it's just his tail and teeth which are crocodile ?
Mmmh... I'm more of the idea that the whole snout is the one of a crocodile, but crocodiles can be sexy too xD
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Second favorite for me would be Ripper Roo with that huge sloppy tongue :gsd_love:
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As I said, for me it would be Tiny, but I guess Ripper Roo would give you one of the best french kissing session of your life ?
 
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For me it would be a feral dragon of actually possible size, even better if they lay eggs through thier cocks.

mid that’s not it, then a gryphon. Knotted, slight barbs, and long.
 
That kitsune who is sometimes depicted as growing to the size of a Kodiak bear. And I hope she has a strong scent.
 
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