Dumb but funny shit guys msg me 😂

Alpha Cat said:
You should see what happens when a guy who fantasizes about lesbian porn actually meets lesbians in real life. It is always an awkward experience for them. LMAO.
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I've noticed that in real life. I don't want someone to feel that way, so I just stay generally conversational, or conduct whatever business there is. I leave with them knowing they can talk to me whenever they need to. My mother was just the same way.
 
Kristy said:
I've noticed that in real life. I don't want someone to feel that way, so I just stay generally conversational, or conduct whatever business there is. I leave with them knowing they can talk to me whenever they need to. My mother was just the same way.
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Meh, just leave that silliness as it is. They'll figure it out eventually... or not.
 
I was going to start a new thread for this. But after thinking about it, " Dumb but funny stuff guy's msg me" is the perfect place.

A little context. I've been involved in this lifestyle every since I was old enough to be interested in sex. I enjoy voice chatting with women who have enjoyed these interests most of their sexual lives too.

Now for the dumb stuff guys say. The one I get most often when I'm texting a "lady" is "I don't voice chat for security reasons, but my husband enjoys it and will chat with you".

Right 🤔
 
KennelDad said:
I was going to start a new thread for this. But after thinking about it, " Dumb but funny stuff guy's msg me" is the perfect place.

A little context. I've been involved in this lifestyle every since I was old enough to be interested in sex. I enjoy voice chatting with women who have enjoyed these interests most of their sexual lives too.

Now for the dumb stuff guys say. The one I get most often when I'm texting a "lady" is "I don't voice chat for security reasons, but my husband enjoys it and will chat with you".

Right 🤔
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Catfish galore
 
It's quite normal to be asked for photos here, but continuing to do so after being rejected three times? This was just weird conversation and I really should start using that ignore button more often. Well, at least the god forgives me.
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tamlilcat said:
I had one today, that asked for pictures so he could cum to them. I said NO. He comes back with just body shots, no face. I told him NO. He says ok, how about videos?? I told him NO again. He tells me I'm an evil bitch LOL.
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Oh, you evil bitch! :) Now that you've been accused of it, why not prove it to him - do something seriously evil - Perhaps find some "plumper" porn - ideally, some 400 pound land-whale wallowing in shit (real or simulated), send 'em to him with a note telling him you've changed your mind, and you're all his...

Betcha he vanishes like a scorched cat... :)
 
UR20Z said:
Oh, you evil bitch! :) Now that you've been accused of it, why not prove it to him - do something seriously evil - Perhaps find some "plumper" porn - ideally, some 400 pound land-whale wallowing in shit (real or simulated), send 'em to him with a note telling him you've changed your mind, and you're all his...

Betcha he vanishes like a scorched cat... :)
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😂😂😂 I wish I had thought of that!!! Great idea!!! HMMMMM, I might just do it anyway 😈😈😈😈
 
Shit just being a male owner and having a picture of my pup previously posted here got me so much weird shit...

I can only imagine what y'alls DMs are like 😳

Never understood why people cannot just be non-creepy? Look at themselves from a different perspective?
 
Kristy said:
Plus, he obviously didn't read my very
UN-hetero profile.
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Oh how cute that you think they care. I've said before how in the past I've made false accounts on hookup sites as a form of social experiment, and on one that clearly listed as lesbian I once had a guy actually try to ask "does it help if I say I like to wear panties?".
 
UR20Z said:
Only "possibly"? :LOL::ROFLMAO:
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Eh, I don’t know what to do in larger groups so there’s that but I’ve managed to avoid DMing other members the pathetic nasty love letters some of the other fine men here delivered, so there’s that :ROFLMAO:
 
1. Many men think if you will fuck a dog you will fuck them, they don’t realize you love the dog, the dog would give its life to protect you, the dog is loyal, the dog won’t get you pregnant and walk out, the dog listens to you, the dog makes you laugh, just a few things.

2. Guys, on top of this think remember a woman’s greatest gift and sexual area lies between her ears.
 
I just got back from the weekend and saw this... along with nevermind the DM's, Lurkers and Tourists are being openly creepy, asking for dates, pics, etc.
Back in my day we'd be beaten if we talked to a lady like this.
 
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