Dumb but funny shit guys msg me 😂

[littlemissj]

I'm starting this thread because I've only been here a short time and I'm getting so many messages from men that just make me laugh so I'm not gonna shame anyone, but the funniest dumbest messages will end up here.

FYI, with humans I'm into ladies and couples. Boys, if I like what I see and want to see more I'll message me so relax with the unrequested unwanted penis pictures

 

[littlemissj]

Okay so first one!

"You into the woman, been a dream of mine to fuck two lesbians and watch them make out in front of me"

 

[Pillar]

I'm starting this thread because I've only been here a short time and I'm getting so many messages from men that just make me laugh so I'm not gonna shame anyone, but the funniest dumbest messages will end up here.

FYI, with humans I'm into ladies and couples. Boys, if I like what I see and want to see more I'll message me so relax with the unrequested unwanted penis pictures

I'd hate to say this, but as a woman, you're a hot commodity here. Expect nonstop penis pictures and blatant requests for nudes for absolutely nothing.

 

[Kristy]

Okay so first one!

"You into the woman, been a dream of mine to fuck two lesbians and watch them make out in front of me"

There's one more guy who thinks he can have sex with a real lesbian.

 

[Kristy]

A msg saying nothing but this:
"How many times a day does your dog fuck you?"
(I don't have a dog. Never said I did. Even if I did, I wouldn't respond to an approach such as that.)

 

[K9sully]

What is it about that that turns you off?? (just kidding)

 

[M_barberian]

There are to many that have forgotten how to have a conversation. They never realize a human is on the other end that contrary to their belief is not on line every day just to entertain them.

 

[Bloodwolf]

A msg saying nothing but this:
"How many times a day does your dog fuck you?"
(I don't have a dog. Never said I did. Even if I did, I wouldn't respond to an approach such as that.)

Damn. Some people are waaaaay to dehydrated

 

[pes]

A msg saying nothing but this:
"How many times a day does your dog fuck you?"
(I don't have a dog. Never said I did. Even if I did, I wouldn't respond to an approach such as that.)

I often find it entertaining how one line of text on here completely tells you how big of an idiot is on the other side of the line. And I am fully aware that many many people here think the same about me too.

 

[Kristy]

I often find it entertaining how one line of text on here completely tells you how big of an idiot is on the other side of the line. And I am fully aware that many many people here think the same about me too.

I've never seen you being other than a gentleman.

 

[nekdoneco123]

i guess some of those can be weak trolling attempts, but can you imagine some folk genuinely thinking this is okay thing to pm to anyone?

 

[Bloodwolf]

I often find it entertaining how one line of text on here completely tells you how big of an idiot is on the other side of the line. And I am fully aware that many many people here think the same about me too.

I have gotten some myself just because of my profile pic that isn’t even mine.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I'd hate to say this, but as a woman, you're a hot commodity here. Expect nonstop penis pictures and blatant requests for nudes for absolutely nothing.

I got time & HD space, send 'em my way. LOL
does my beard tickle your scrotum? No? We can fix that.

 

[tamlilcat]

I've gotten all of the above plus my all time favorite-" What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?"

 

[tamlilcat]

There are to many that have forgotten how to have a conversation. They never realize a human is on the other end that contrary to their belief is not on line every day just to entertain them.

NAILED IT!!!

 

[M_barberian]

NAILED IT!!!

It’s a shame. If they don’t have good things to say or respectful things to say, they should be quiet. We are all here to have fun and make friends.

 

[tamlilcat]

It’s a shame. If they don’t have good things to say or respectful things to say, they should be quiet. We are all here to have fun and make friends.

That's true. But some are just here to hopefully get enough pictures or stories for their spank bank.

 

[M_barberian]

That's true. But some are just here to hopefully get enough pictures or stories for their spank bank.

That works but they can still have manners.

 

[tamlilcat]

That works but they can still have manners.

Agreed, but that goes back to your original statement about having a conversation and women not being here just for their entertainment.

 

[Pillar]

There are to many that have forgotten how to have a conversation. They never realize a human is on the other end that contrary to their belief is not on line every day just to entertain them.

Some of us are absolutely incapable of having a long and/or meaningful conversation

 

[JazzyJerk]

Agreed, but that goes back to your original statement about having a conversation and women not being here just for their entertainment.

I don't believe that women are here just for my entertainment. I believe that EVERYONE is here just for my entertainment.

 

[NearlyEthical]

Had one guy, first pm "hey, I can send you an elypseart k9toy of your choice length if you like."

Like, bro...that's really your opening message? Like random person is going to buy me something and not expect something in return? Nah bro, that feels like a trap.

 

[tamlilcat]

Had one guy, first pm "hey, I can send you an elypseart k9toy of your choice length if you like."

Like, bro...that's really your opening message? Like random person is going to buy me something and not expect something in return? Nah bro, that feels like a trap.

I got that exact same message. I bet from the same guy.

 

[Pretty_Vixen]

I'm starting this thread because I've only been here a short time and I'm getting so many messages from men that just make me laugh so I'm not gonna shame anyone, but the funniest dumbest messages will end up here.

FYI, with humans I'm into ladies and couples. Boys, if I like what I see and want to see more I'll message me so relax with the unrequested unwanted penis pictures

We all get them. Sometimes I humour them, sometimes I tell them to fuck off. My life is not a porno.

 

[K9Duke697]

That's true. But some are just here to hopefully get enough pictures or stories for their spank bank.

Don't forget the "I'll pay for a video of you with your dog" crowd. One local to me young lady joined seeking info and acceptance, posted about losing her zoo virginity and had multiple PMs with offers to buy videos of her.

I haven't seen her online since she told me in a PM about that and how insistent if not threatening some of those PMs were. Some guys are just completely socially inept or worse and they're here.

 

[tamlilcat]

Don't forget the "I'll pay for a video of you with your dog" crowd. One local to me young lady joined seeking info and acceptance, posted about losing her zoo virginity and had multiple PMs with offers to buy videos of her.

I haven't seen her online since she told me in a PM about that and how insistent if not threatening some of those PMs were. Some guys are just completely socially inept or worse and they're here.

Yes I've had those offers too. Even had one on here who was supposedly a producer who wanted to set a film shoot of me and "work out something" on the payment.

 

[RGT]

Some of the issue is the internet itself. With all the social networking, and texting and such, a lot of people no longer get out of their basement and actually socialize any more.
Gone are the days when a guy gets slapped for saying something offensive to a woman because you cannot slap someone through a computer screen thousands of miles away.

 

[Zeekwitt]

I'm starting this thread because I've only been here a short time and I'm getting so many messages from men that just make me laugh so I'm not gonna shame anyone, but the funniest dumbest messages will end up here.

FYI, with humans I'm into ladies and couples. Boys, if I like what I see and want to see more I'll message me so relax with the unrequested unwanted penis pictures

I love it, people are brave as hell on this site.

 

[Kawika10]

I'm starting this thread because I've only been here a short time and I'm getting so many messages from men that just make me laugh so I'm not gonna shame anyone, but the funniest dumbest messages will end up here.

FYI, with humans I'm into ladies and couples. Boys, if I like what I see and want to see more I'll message me so relax with the unrequested unwanted penis pictures

I think your dumb for complaining about people reaching out.don't be a poor sport.take to good and the bad and understand the bad.not everyone on this site have educated ways of communication,so you need to relax with this thread and just keep it to yourself.

 

[Pillar]

I think your dumb for complaining about people reaching out.don't be a poor sport.take to good and the bad and understand the bad.not everyone on this site have educated ways of communication,so you need to relax with this thread and just keep it to yourself.

There's nothing dumb about being harassed - and she's apparently experienced quite all bit of it during her short time here.