Dumb but funny shit guys msg me 😂

tamlilcat said:
Yes I've had those offers too. Even had one on here who was supposedly a producer who wanted to set a film shoot of me and "work out something" on the payment.
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LOL, funny, even being a guy I have had those PRODUCER offeres LOL. Especially the ones asking if I would give access to my horses for other guys to fuck on video for porn. EERRR UMMMMMM, NO!!!!
 
K9Duke697 said:
Don't forget the "I'll pay for a video of you with your dog" crowd. One local to me young lady joined seeking info and acceptance, posted about losing her zoo virginity and had multiple PMs with offers to buy videos of her.

I haven't seen her online since she told me in a PM about that and how insistent if not threatening some of those PMs were. Some guys are just completely socially inept or worse and they're here.
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As a socially inept person, I can say that it ain't me. But some people really are just as thick as blocks and don't know how to take "no" for an answer.
 
Kawika10 said:
I think your dumb for complaining about people reaching out.don't be a poor sport.take to good and the bad and understand the bad.not everyone on this site have educated ways of communication,so you need to relax with this thread and just keep it to yourself.
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Why should we keep to ourselves? I think it perfectly healthy to be able to say, out loud, "No, thank you". It is not exactly naming and shaming, which some have suggested in ZV. Why can't people just accept that we don't all want to show videos of ourselves, in the forum, and maybe in PMs, in time, build a relationship that either allows it or doesn't?
 
Pretty_Vixen said:
Why should we keep to ourselves? I think it perfectly healthy to be able to say, out loud, "No, thank you". It is not exactly naming and shaming, which some have suggested in ZV. Why can't people just accept that we don't all want to show videos of ourselves, in the forum, and maybe in PMs, in time, build a relationship that either allows it or doesn't?
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This is too much for the entitled blockheads. 😂
 
Pretty_Vixen said:
Why should we keep to ourselves? I think it perfectly healthy to be able to say, out loud, "No, thank you". It is not exactly naming and shaming, which some have suggested in ZV. Why can't people just accept that we don't all want to show videos of ourselves, in the forum, and maybe in PMs, in time, build a relationship that either allows it or doesn't?
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I want to apologize to those in this thread that .at have got upset with my wrong choice of words......sorry again...thanks
 
NearlyEthical said:
Lol probably the same dude. Did you respond to him, I did but he didn't quite get where I was going.
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I told him, no thank you. I had plenty of toys. I knew where he would be going with it. Besides, I'm not giving out my address for him to ship it to lol.
 
Sometimes the messages and questions I see and hear about are just cringe lol. Part of the reason I'm not around or on that much
 
Clicked on this thread because I figured it was about dumb shit as in dumb shit or follies that happened during beast adventures. Didn’t realize it was about women being harassed on here.
I’m a man and I don’t normally message women lesbian or straight. I’m here to talk to guys about female animals. Not really sure why guys looking for women or especially lesbians would even be on here. Other than male dog owners that get off on seeing their dog have sex with a woman. Unfortunately some guys only have a dog to use it to attract women. So sad.
As for guys into lesbians... never understood that.
 
  • Can I come with you?
    • No, no spectators.
  • Can I watch?
    • Eh no, creep. I don't know you!
  • Can your dog/horse fuck me?
    • What horse/dog? I never said I have one!
  • What's the kinkiest things you've done?
    • Getting fucked by a horse isn't kinky enough? o_O
  • How big was the cock?
    • Yea, hold on boy, don't fuck me yet, I gotta get a ruler to measure you just in case someone wants to know.
  • How much did he cum?
    • Somewhere between "heck if I know" and "a lot"... What'd you expect -.-

I don't have animals of my own. I certainly don't want your random ass coming along with me to a owner that trusts me, and I absolutely don't want you taking my turn when visiting someone.
 
mareseminator said:
Clicked on this thread because I figured it was about dumb shit as in dumb shit or follies that happened during beast adventures. Didn’t realize it was about women being harassed on here.
I’m a man and I don’t normally message women lesbian or straight. I’m here to talk to guys about female animals. Not really sure why guys looking for women or especially lesbians would even be on here. Other than male dog owners that get off on seeing their dog have sex with a woman. Unfortunately some guys only have a dog to use it to attract women. So sad.
As for guys into lesbians... never understood that.
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there's surprisingly big amount of guys only liking to watch while not being zoos themselves... some even take it to the levels of "looking for a zoo wife" or "how do i get my gf/wife to fuck a dog" and judging by existence of this thread, i guess there are also some who think pming someone "hey, can i watch you fuck your dog?" does the trick. i'd like to believe most of them are just trolling, because how pathetic would that be if they really ment it?
 
Lol these are awesome. I've started to do this on my Reddit and IG pages. I'm a guy but i get messages like that all the time because I'm super fit. Lol it's great fun
 
"I offer the real deal in either dfw or vegas and also will be shooting k9 movies in vegas in near future, pay is good and a safe environment."

"u can be with me and the dog can be the little toy that we keep for our entertainment ;) but i like to pride myself on being a good partner so hopefully u would not feel too strong an attachment to the dog in my presence :LOL: "
 
I was half expecting something along the lines of “hey hot baby u wan 2 hav big fuc” but these are pretty great too.
 
OK, this site is about men and women and an assortment of animals. And it's about SEX. So what do you ladies expect?

I can understand that you get tired of all that one-sided attention, "oh those pathetic guys, they just want to fuck". But ask yourseves, what are they SUPPOSED to want on a SEX forum? The intricaties of Johann Sebastian Bach's music? Fucking may be "just" something like taking a dump or making a sandwitch, for a WOMAN. It's the right opposite for a guy. Getting pussy is HARD, even for us very good looking guys who are intelligent and charming.

We all have our crosses plaguing our lives. And your cross ladies, is worse that what Jesus had to endure, namely guys IRRITATING you. We do feel your pain.

Luckily, there is a solution, and here it comes:

Lessen the impression!

Stop whining and instead do something useful. Like for instance telling these pesky guys HOW to contact you INSTEAD.

And you guys, stop encouraging these whiny women by taking their side. You may think you inched yourself somewhat closer to her pussy, but I have bad news for you. You're NOT. In fact, she will see you as merely a beta. A potentially useful something that she can put in that long time storage, while she fucks the INTERESTING guys.

There, I said it.
 
littlemissj said:
Okay so first one!

"You into the woman, been a dream of mine to fuck two lesbians and watch them make out in front of me"

👎
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Awww, that's adorable!

It's not really lesbian, but it's a cute fantasy. :3

One of my fantasies is to get fucked by a big gristly guy with a 14" mega-penis at the top of a mountain overlook with confused-looking birds side-eyeing us as they fly by.
 
Rapscallion One said:
OK, this site is about men and women and an assortment of animals. And it's about SEX. So what do you ladies expect?
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A smidgen of common sense.

Rapscallion One said:
I can understand that you get tired of all that one-sided attention, "oh those pathetic guys, they just want to fuck". But ask yourseves, what are they SUPPOSED to want on a SEX forum? The intricaties of Johann Sebastian Bach's music? Fucking may be "just" something like taking a dump or making a sandwitch, for a WOMAN. It's the right opposite for a guy. Getting pussy is HARD, even for us very good looking guys who are intelligent and charming.
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Man you must have a really hard time to "get pussy"...

Rapscallion One said:
Stop whining and instead do something useful. Like for instance telling these pesky guys HOW to contact you INSTEAD.
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You're missing the point of this thread mate. Showing someone how not to contact someone is just as good. People learn from mistakes, be they their own or others'.

Rapscallion One said:
And you guys, stop encouraging these whiny women by taking their side. You may think you inched yourself somewhat closer to her pussy, but I have bad news for you. You're NOT. In fact, she will see you as merely a beta. A potentially useful something that she can put in that long time storage, while she fucks the INTERESTING guys.
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Apparently I'm a whiny woman when I post some ridiculous messages sent to me, for us to laugh at.

Sorry penis, you're female now.
 
Rapscallion One said:
OK, this site is about men and women and an assortment of animals. And it's about SEX. So what do you ladies expect?

I can understand that you get tired of all that one-sided attention, "oh those pathetic guys, they just want to fuck". But ask yourseves, what are they SUPPOSED to want on a SEX forum? The intricaties of Johann Sebastian Bach's music? Fucking may be "just" something like taking a dump or making a sandwitch, for a WOMAN. It's the right opposite for a guy. Getting pussy is HARD, even for us very good looking guys who are intelligent and charming.

We all have our crosses plaguing our lives. And your cross ladies, is worse that what Jesus had to endure, namely guys IRRITATING you. We do feel your pain.

Luckily, there is a solution, and here it comes:

Lessen the impression!

Stop whining and instead do something useful. Like for instance telling these pesky guys HOW to contact you INSTEAD.

And you guys, stop encouraging these whiny women by taking their side. You may think you inched yourself somewhat closer to her pussy, but I have bad news for you. You're NOT. In fact, she will see you as merely a beta. A potentially useful something that she can put in that long time storage, while she fucks the INTERESTING guys.

There, I said it.
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all i say is desperate guys are defined as guys who 1st msg you for sex instead of having social interaction which in a zoo site you have to admit theres some fear of being discovered despite this you expect someone to throw away that zoo life/blanket of security for a quick fling? ill admit dating sites have lower risks since theres no kind of zoo (or whatever) risk involved that could hurt the individuals except the mentality of those 2 or more. im a guy here and i dont get how a guy would just flat out say "hey show me some pussy or pm me your location so we can bang" the 1st or 2nd message in a conversation.

dont those types have any shame? really

i rather interact with someone to see if they are compatible BEFORE taking any form of risk.
 
Kawika10 said:
I think your dumb for complaining about people reaching out.don't be a poor sport.take to good and the bad and understand the bad.not everyone on this site have educated ways of communication,so you need to relax with this thread and just keep it to yourself.
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I would say, "Not everybody is educated, but that is why we educate them."

For instance, someone could reply to an unwanted dick-pic by saying plainly, "It is better manners to wait until somebody requests that picture."

"Quite frankly, I would rather talk about rock bands for a while. My fantasy is to get fucked in the middle of a crowd-crush while stoned out of my fucking mind in a thrash metal mosh pit. Show me some good tickets and some acid tabs, and I'll see you at the gate. By the way, if you are bringing weed, I like that Kosher Kush shit. Any indica will do."

"Hey, I am really as bored as fuck, and I am surrounded by boring penis-exhibitionists. Entertain me."

"Nice penis. Here is a picture of one of my dreadlocks. Show me yours, and we'll talk."

"I can't see those damn things while they're in me. Show me your man-chest, you dope."

There are many things you can say to unwanted dick-pics. Get creative.
 
Someone here asked if I would like to insert insects (or something else i forget) and he said he wanted to share experiences with another woman. I'm a guy 😂
Straight men are on another level i swear
 
this is more than just a sex forum. even if it was a forum purely about sex, and you were told that your messaging techniques were driving the few women who sign up/reveal that they are women away, what do you think the smart thing to do is? do you double down and call them dumb for expecting anything else or do you take their comments and try and make a more inviting space? unless you want this to end up as a toxic, male only forum there is a clear choice.
 
minvalue said:
this is more than just a sex forum. even if it was a forum purely about sex, and you were told that your messaging techniques were driving the few women who sign up/reveal that they are women away, what do you think the smart thing to do is? do you double down and call them dumb for expecting anything else or do you take their comments and try and make a more inviting space? unless you want this to end up as a toxic, male only forum there is a clear choice.
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the clear choice is respect women and my god if any male gets any sex ideas just get a fleshlight to reduce the urge to "spout things". its pretty hard to talk if your horny to be honest its best to get that outta the way before ANY interaction to get to know someone without them things distracting social interactions.
 
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