Dumb but funny shit guys msg me 😂

MishaCZ said:
Fifteen minutes! That's a scientific answer to the question: How much time it takes human to rethink their life choices.
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You apparently are very interesting to these guys according to your profile posts. :D Why could that be, hmm. :D
 
pes said:
You apparently are very interesting to these guys according to your profile posts. :D Why could that be, hmm. :D
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I doubt those people ever read anything on my profile. They apparently didn't see either the signature or the "about" section.
 
MishaCZ said:
Mission passed, girl spotted, snapchat asked, dickpic ready, time to move on
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Do you collect the dickpics? :D Some people apparently do. You can use it to spot duplicate accounts posing as different people.
 
A thread of spam messages on here probably would make some people rethink their choices.
 
UR20Z said:
Y'know how I know God is a complete idiot?

Only somebody too stupid to qualify for the job could come up with a system that makes it impossible to operate both heads on the same blood supply!
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Or installing a waste disposal system through a playground.
 
UR20Z said:
Y'know how I know God is a complete idiot?

Only somebody too stupid to qualify for the job could come up with a system that makes it impossible to operate both heads on the same blood supply!
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Oldman said:
Or installing a waste disposal system through a playground.
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"Let me remind you what this terribly complicated story was all about. Reproduction. You see god may have made man in his own image, but woman he definitely made from a do-it-yourself-kit. All the valves, buttons, nozzles. All that just for producing children, and half the time they don't work. Which is probably why he created gynecologists very shortly afterwards. Must be an easier way. He got it right with birds. They just lay eggs. And. They're. Happy. They just sing sing sing all day. There's just too many things that can go wrong with women. And that's the point. Women were an accident. He was actually trying to design a car. Which is why; his German one turned out to be fast and efficient, his Japanese one small and neat, and his American one big noisy and temperamental. Anyway. Must go. My date's arrived."
~Max Headroom
 
tamlilcat said:
I had 2 more to add to it. One message just said "chat". Nothing else. Another was just a picture of a dog cock. No message at all. Really makes me wonder sometimes.
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Sounds like my responses on dating sites (only instead of a dog dick, it was a STD infected human dick :sick: )
 
We're still convinced that "God" is a man? Hmmm...After consulting some of my more ancient texts, including a fairer translation of The Book Of Lilith, I find it more logical that "God" is really The Goddess....who decided about 20 Centuries ago, for laughs, to stand back and let males run things....Tell ya fellas....when She comes back, Shes going to fry our asses.... better start hiding the evidence now....
 
Usual things .... nice tits you show me ...
I just wanna chat but you made my dick hard ...
Just chat ....? Ok ....:unsure::D
The responsibility is also a bit mine that I am a bit of an exhibitionist and I posted some hot photos ...
But it doesn't matter I understand ...;)
 
The reason for this shit is simple. On dating sites, porn sites and any other sites with a sexual theme, the women are behind paywalls. Essentially being prostitutes by selling sex. Meet ups nudes, pics, underwear, and what have you. It's a huge majority of women at those sites that are prostitutes and very few who are not selling. Which do you think the sex starved guys are going to flock to? That's right, you ladies. They see that you're a normal woman but they know the chance is very low that anything will happen so they will run through the women sending copy and pasted messages and hoping one will say yes. Most likely the one that said yes will send the poor dumb fucker to a website to give them credit card info. That's the reason. It'll never be resolved so you women probably will be getting dick pics thrown into your faces for the rest of your life. I apologize for the human male and i know it will never make up for our one track idiotic mind. I'm sorry for having a penis.
 
Just want to show a point. At the ladies show your kitties thread where the women post their kitty and where the guys drool. I'll be the first to confess, yes, I do go there and look at some delicious kitties. You do have nice ones. Anyways, like I said about that one that says yes. A woman that just joined not long ago followed me. Her name is "Yasmine".
Then she posted a full body shot minus her face.
https://www.zoovilleforum.net/threads/girls-show-us-your-kitties.156/post-609023

Many guys praise her body and probably hundreds pm'd her. I am very sceptical and always check out the person. So I searched the photo online. The results? Same old bullshit.

https://yandex.com/images/touch/search?rpt=imageview&url=https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-images-cbir/4866968/W0OtITlcTlhS785rScIy5Q5298/orig&cbir_id=4866968/W0OtITlcTlhS785rScIy5Q5298
 
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