Did you loose your virginity to people or an animal?

Did you loose your virginity to people or an animal?

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I wish I had a different answer! No regrets, though. At least I can say I’ve slept with a few girls. They were fun but nothing quite as exciting and primal as the foreplay sessions I’ve had with mares. Wouldn’t be surprised if the day I lose my zoo v-card is the best day of my life!
 
Lost it to a yellow lab when I was 15 <3 one of the greatest moments in my whole life!
 
A lovely mini-mare was my first. It was fun enough, she wasn't in heat though; I still want to try that.
 
HyperWoof said:
That's....hmmm unfortunate? Maybe?

Does your name mean Before Top Dead Center by any chance? haha
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Honestly, the only unfortunate part of that was how badly I freaked out and made him stop. I still regret that to this day lmao.

And nah, that's not what it meant when I made it. I made this username for another website in a bit of a horny craze, so at the time I was just thinking "big throbbing dog cock." Thermodynamics certainly were not at the forefront of my mind! :gsd_laughing:
 
Octavian said:
Oh it's great, I work with engines a lot at work, I just don't like thinking about the before times. College is lame.
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You are quite right about that. I feel for the poor kids who have to go through trade school online right now...
 
HyperWoof said:
You are quite right about that. I feel for the poor kids who have to go through trade school online right now...
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How does online trade school even work? My degree seems like it would have been impossible to do "remotely" but when I checked they're still offering the classes and taking people's money.
 
Octavian said:
How does online trade school even work? My degree seems like it would have been impossible to do "remotely" but when I checked they're still offering the classes and taking people's money.
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I have a buddy who's in his second year for automotive right now. He is online four days of the week, and then they go into the shop for the fifth day for the practical....kind of lame i'd probably fail haha
 
UDPETS said:
I had ny first orgasm due to anal from a small dog 43 years ago. It would be another 5 years unil my first virgina, a human unfortunately and about two years after that before my first bitch. Five years into the marriage the wife gave me an ultimatum it was her or the dog. I opened the front door and escorted her out, never regretted it and have been exclusively zoo for the past 30 years.
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Can i aask about wife finding out?
 
Well, technically I lost my virginity to my ex girlfriend, but I don't count it, as I was not really into the sex part of the relationship. My first time passionately losing my virginity was to my babygirl, so I count it as such. I never want to go back to humans after her
 
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