Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[Taopony]

Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy.

- Heath Ledger

 

[dartel]

"Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance."

 

[dartel]

"It’s not polite to shoot at your fans, even when they’re really annoying.”

 

[Intriguedbyu]

When the wolrld walks out, a FRIEND walks in.

 

[dartel]

"They say the good die young. If it works the other way, I'm immortal."

 

[Puhp]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be "Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something."
- Jack Handey

 

[KnǾt a FǓrry]

"Everybody I've met was all the same. Drinking... women... worshipping God, even. family... the king... dreams... children... power... everyone had to be drunk on somethin' to keep pushin' on... everyone... was a slave to somethin'. Even him. And what are you? A hero?"
Some of Kenny Ackerman's last words in Attack On Titan

 

[dartel]

"All I wanna do is destroy this whole world and everyone who lives in it. Is that so evil?"

 

[dartel]

"Artificial Intelligence, it seems, is no match for natural studity."

 

[dartel]

"In a disaster individual personality does not matter. Almost everything you do is going to make it worse."
~ Michael Crichton

 

[dartel]

"A good dump is one of the great pleasures in life."

 

[AppleDash]

"As long as you're not the front sled dog, the scenery will never change"

 

[dartel]

"The quickest way to end a miracle is to ask it why it is, what it wants."

 

[KnotCandid]

You won't live very long unless you stop and breathe.

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

"There is no where you can go to keep me from those tosies"

 

[SaltyDog]

I tried to comb through all 60 pages but couldn't find my fav:

"If it feels good, do it!"

Hope that's not a repeat...

 

[dartel]

"If you talk to the animals, they will talk with you, and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them you will not know them.
And what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."

 

[dartel]

"One thing I've learned is, you don't just wake up one day and decide to take over a planet. There are steps that must be taken."

 

[dartel]

"You can't put a clock on eternity."

 

[dartel]

"Rule Number One: If you are going to vacate a chair at higher than manufacturer-recommended velocity, make sure you land on the side where your gun is."

 

[dartel]

"You're like a walking advert for natural selection."

 

[ShanoirII]

"What is up, everyone? Hello, hello and welcome.
PPHHBBTT! Oh, the camera's on! The camera's been on the whole time, huh?
I don't even know....
.... Hello ... "

 

[dartel]

"Weddings: final yet festive, like funerals with champagne."

 

[ShanoirII]

"But I ain't judging
'cause you know what...
You do you
and I'll do me
and we won't do each other.
Probably."

-Mark Fischbach

 

[dartel]

"I try not to burden myself with the opinions of others."

 

[dartel]

"Only idiots dance."

 

[dartel]

"My needs are simple and few. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots."

 

[K9Kaitlyn]

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -Steven Wright

 

[dartel]

"'Good' is an infinitely recursive term—it can't be defined except in terms of itself. Good is good because it's better than bad, though why it's better to be good than bad depends on how you define good, and on and on."

 

[dartel]

"There are no princes—only men and animals who pretend to be men."