Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"What you don't realize is that cynicism is almost the same thing as experience. Just try thinking the worst about people and you'll usually be right."

 

[noxdelnix]

"It's ok to make mistakes, we all do, you just have to put in the effort to not make the same mistake again."

 

[K9Knot4U]

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, I am kind to everyone ,but if you are unkind to me weak is not what you will remember of me,------------ Al Capone

This is me ?

 

[ShanoirII]

"Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle."

 

[ShanoirII]

If you save the best treat for last, you'll be too full to eat it.

 

[Intriguedbyu]

When the world walks out. a friend walks in

 

[ShanoirII]

"We can easily forgive a child for being afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."
-Plato (?)

 

[dartel]

"We can easily forgive a child for being afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."
-Plato (?)

"I see the light! IT BURNS!"
~ Homer (Simpson)

 

[dartel]

"Ninjas, worse than termites, can never get them out of the rafters."

 

[Cajlatsa]

Not all faggots are useful for lighting a fire?

 

[Puhp]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

 

[ShanoirII]

"Before you stand firm, make sure your feet are in the right place."

 

[TammCa]

you can go a long way with a smile, a lot farther with a smile and a gun- Al Capone

 

[sithislives556]

The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg.

 

[dartel]

"Once we have cake there's no going back."

 

[dartel]

"The universe is full of dead people who lived by assumption.”

 

[Taopony]

Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy.

- Heath Ledger

 

[dartel]

"Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance."

 

[dartel]

"It’s not polite to shoot at your fans, even when they’re really annoying.”

 

[Intriguedbyu]

When the wolrld walks out, a FRIEND walks in.

 

[dartel]

"They say the good die young. If it works the other way, I'm immortal."

 

[Puhp]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be "Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something."
- Jack Handey

 

[KnǾt a FǓrry]

"Everybody I've met was all the same. Drinking... women... worshipping God, even. family... the king... dreams... children... power... everyone had to be drunk on somethin' to keep pushin' on... everyone... was a slave to somethin'. Even him. And what are you? A hero?"
Some of Kenny Ackerman's last words in Attack On Titan

 

[dartel]

"All I wanna do is destroy this whole world and everyone who lives in it. Is that so evil?"

 

[dartel]

"Artificial Intelligence, it seems, is no match for natural studity."

 

[dartel]

"In a disaster individual personality does not matter. Almost everything you do is going to make it worse."
~ Michael Crichton

 

[dartel]

"A good dump is one of the great pleasures in life."

 

[AppleDash]

"As long as you're not the front sled dog, the scenery will never change"

 

[dartel]

"The quickest way to end a miracle is to ask it why it is, what it wants."

 

[KnotCandid]

You won't live very long unless you stop and breathe.