Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

Not deep, but certainly worth sharing.

"Has he always been intact?"
~ vet tech upon seeing my boy's balls when ducking down to take his temperature

 

[HugDoggy]

Not deep, but certainly worth sharing.

"Has he always been intact?"
~ vet tech upon seeing my boy's balls when ducking down to take his temperature

It's been a long day, so it took me a second. But a laugh like that made my entire day. Thank you!

 

[dartel]

It's been a long day, so it took me a second. But a laugh like that made my entire day. Thank you!

Took her a second to realize what she said too.

"Oh, I mean, he's intact? I usually see that on the chart, don't know how I missed it. Got down here and 'oh, there's balls there'."

 

[Reconscope]

"Free Will is only as free as the other allows it"

 

[HugDoggy]

Took her a second to realize what she said too.

"Oh, I mean, he's intact? I usually see that on the chart, don't know how I missed it. Got down here and 'oh, there's balls there'."

It's a bit of an indictment on a society that discovery of testicles still attached to an animal should be a surprise.

 

[fatknots]

You have to be odd to be number 1

 

[fatknots]

This

 

[Reconscope]

Arbitrary violence is enslavement of one's instincts hopes and dreams

 

[dartel]

"You don't seriously believe a conservative mind can chart a new course for the world, do you?"

 

[Reconscope]

This
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The answer to this is... If you wait for death are you truly living? If your content with the end results and feel like accepting it instead of fighting to change it... Is it better to give into weakness?

 

[ShanoirII]

"Bees don't waste time explaining to flies why honey is better than crap."

 

[ShanoirII]

"I have taken a vow of deafness; don't talk to me."

 

[dartel]

"Blind righteousness is like a fortress of paper, likely to burn in the flame and collapse. Doubt is the path to wisdom. The winding, uncertain path through a dark forest leads to victory, not the brash warrior cutting down every tree along the way."

 

[ILlatino]

“Everything that you love, you will eventually lose, but in the end, love will return in a different form.” Franz Kafka

 

[Maracas]

"Power doesn't corrupt, it just shows us how they really are"

 

[dartel]

"Those who meant well have kindled some of history's greatest wildfires. Good intentions have spilled as much blood as devious plans."

 

[dartel]

"Adventure is the result of carelessness and poor planning."

 

[dartel]

"I’m an herbivore. Lots of things in life are scary."

 

[dartel]

"You are here alone again in your sweet insanity. All too calm you hide yourself from reality. Do you call it solitude? Do you call it liberty? When all the world turns away, leaves you lonely."

Refrain:
"I am here alone again in my sweet serenity, hoping you will ever find me in any place. I will call it solitude when all my songs fade in vain. On my own, far away to eternity."

 

[astol]

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

 

[dartel]

"Surely if anyone would recognize homicide as a valid response to intolerable annoyance, it would be the Klingons."

 

[dartel]

"If your life is ruled by desire, by the pursuit of what you do not have, then it will only lead to frustration. For, no matter how much you have, you will always want more."

 

[dartel]

"If dogs sweat through their tongues, then what are their armpits for?"

 

[nitchanan]

it is what it is

 

[HugDoggy]

it is what it is

Except when it's something else, but that only tends to happen at the sub-atomic level.

 

[Reconscope]

The grave once no more as the sun rises towards the shore.

 

[dartel]

"Kind people are the most dangerous types of people. It's not normal, and probably not sincere."

 

[fistingmike]

This has been my favorite quote for most of my life. “Hope for the best and expect the worst and you’ll never be disappointed”.

 

[Puhp]

Shoot for the moon, land on the roof

 

[dartel]

"They say people who don't study the past are doomed to repeat it, but in my experience, it's the people who can't let go of the past who end up repeating it."