Bad Genie

[Pillar]

Granted. There is so much porn of that now, that there is actually no other porn and the entire world is out to get you for ruining their fun.

I wish I had a blank white 9"x11" sheet of paper.

Granted. It's been through a shredder, but it's still paper.

I wish I was god.

 

[Michioliphant]

Granted: You are now Creeper, God of Red Ants, enjoy grubbing for Potato chips.

I wish I had a 23 inch cock.

 

[DinoRawr]

Granted. Here's a 23-inch tall rooster.

I wish nobody hated zoophiles

 

[Ruben]

Granted, Terence Hill hates zoophiles now.

Mon nom est Personne (1973) ⭐ 7.3 | Comedy, Drama, Western

1h 56m | Tous publics

www.imdb.com

I wish the next poster happiness.

 

[Michioliphant]

The Genie sadly reports the demise of the next poster, died mid-coitus after 33 hours straight sex with several men, women a dogs. Closed casket, Mortician can’t get the scary grin on the face, off.

I wish everyone had a insatiable bestiality compulsion

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted. Everybody dies of exhaustion within a few weeks.

I wish I had a wardrobe that always has something nice for me to wear.

 

[DinoRawr]

Granted. Every garment in your wardrobe says "Nice" on it

I wish I had a car of my own

 

[Pillar]

Granted. Every garment in your wardrobe says "Nice" on it

I wish I had a car of my own

Granted. You get 1980s Chevrolet leftover that doesn't run.

I wish I was famous.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted. Every psychology student will know about the experiments that will be done on you.

I wish cakes and pies would have half of their calory

 

[DinoRawr]

Granted. You get 1980s Chevrolet leftover that doesn't run.

Geesh, not at least a Ford leftover that doesn't run?

I wish cakes and pies would have half of their calory

Granted. You eat twice as much though

I wish I had my own running car

 

[IrishWolf85]

Granted, but shall b

Geesh, not at least a Ford leftover that doesn't run?


Granted. You eat twice as much though

I wish I had my own running car

Granted but you can't keep up with it.

I wish I could speak more languages.

 

[Pillar]

Granted, but shall b


Granted but you can't keep up with it.

I wish I could speak more languages.

Granted. You now speak Klingon.

I wish I had unlimited US dollars.

 

[IrishWolf85]

Granted. You now speak Klingon.

I wish I had unlimited US dollars.

Granted, and now thanks to hyperinflation they're worthless.

I wish I didn't have male pattern baldness

 

[Pillar]

Granted, and now thanks to hyperinflation they're worthless.

I wish I didn't have male pattern baldness

Granted, you are now entirely bald.

I wish I had a mansion in excellent condition.

 

[IrishWolf85]

Granted, you are now entirely bald.

I wish I had a mansion in excellent condition.

Granted, the mansion is on Uranus.

I wish I wasn't entirely bald.

 

[Pillar]

Granted, the mansion is on Uranus.

I wish I wasn't entirely bald.

Granted, you get one strand of hair.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[IrishWolf85]

Granted, you get one strand of hair.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but you're an earthworm.

I wish I was world dictator.

 

[DinoRawr]

Granted. You do a terrible job though and everyone wants to stage a coup d'etat.

I wish climate change would be solved

 

[Pillar]

Granted. Yellowstone erupts and the world now has a long ice age.

I wish I was a demigod.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted, you are now the least known and popular part of mythology, but some guys will surely write some hot fanfiction about you in the future.

I wish people on this forum wouldn't be such assholes to each other

 

[IrishWolf85]

Granted. Yellowstone erupts and the world now has a long ice age.

I wish I was a demigod.

Granted. You are Ixion, chained by Zeus to a burning wheel for all of eternity.

I wish I had replied to this post a couple minutes earlier.

 

[Pillar]

Granted. You replied to the post but missed out on your next five-year hookup.

I wish I had a house made of solid gold.

 

[DinoRawr]

Granted. Now prospectors are looting it.

I wish nobody on earth hated zoos

 

[Pillar]

Granted. Now prospectors are looting it.

I wish nobody on earth hated zoos

Granted. You just annihilated most of humanity and the world has been cast back into the far ages.

I wish I was all-powerful.

 

[Vermilion]

Granted. You just annihilated most of humanity and the world has been cast back into the far ages.

I wish I was all-powerful.

Granted, you turn into a supermassive black hole of 5 billion solar masses.

I wish I was a dragon.

 

[Pillar]

Granted. You are now a komodo dragon and live as an endangered species on an island with nothing more than other komodos.

I wish I was all-knowing.

 

[Phenixia]

Granted. You are now a huge PC with a good internet connection.

i wish women could legally marry dogs

 

[Vermilion]

Granted. You are now a huge PC with a good internet connection.

i wish women could legally marry dogs

Granted. Male zoophiles are now suing the goverment for discrimination.

I wish all subsequent posts would have not less than 1000 letters.

 

[Michioliphant]

Granted from here on all posts say “not less than 1000 letters.”

I wish human females preferred Elephants For sexual partners every ”Hump Day”.

 

[DinoRawr]

Granted. Human males like to fuck elephants too though. Also good luck fitting one of their cocks in you.

I wish I was better at thinking of things I wish for in this thread.

Not less than 1000 letters