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Secret codes for zoo lovers

I do have an old cropped tee that says "Dogs before dudes" with a paw print as well that I wear on the beach when I'm walking my dog, but I look so cute and vanilla no one suspects I mean "(I fuck) Dogs before dudes" :)

But seriously? My vet has a dog tat on her wrist but I don't suspect that's her code for having sex with them, she just loves animals. I don't think secret codes exist for this.
 
I seen the flags for the different attractions to animals so that's one way. Probably make color-coded bracelets like the color bandanas for different kinks
 
Found this pop socket at Walmart a while ago, but nobody's ever approached me about it though.
 

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I have often played with the idea of meeting a woman dog walker whilst walking my dog and thinking of things I could say that could lead the conversation in that direction. It would be something quite subtle, probably a reference to him being neutered or not. If it seems like a subject she's comfortable with and the vibe is right one could try and go a bit further, for example, you could say that you think their cocks are quite magnificent (and if the look says no, quickly add "not in a sexual way of course lol") or have you ever seen a knot? Complete deluded fantasy of course but I imagine that almost all of us here only get to enjoy fantasy.

I thought I'd make a post and ask what others thought? Perhaps there's a secret code I'm not aware of or we could come up with some things ourselves. Let me know if you can think of something you could say that would come with plausible deniability. Start with the initial icebreakers then with how you would follow on from there if you had a positive reaction. It'd effectively be a script for the process. It could become well known enough that the first question is enough to know it's game on!

I know this is a bit daft but I've recently joined the site and I like to engage and my subject matter is somewhat limited!
 
The odds of it being even a bit obvious are slim to none, and even if so, not many will openly admit to a another in a walking situation that they are into the zoo life. The idea is nice, just a bit risky, I've kept it away from relationships knowing they were no way inclined to even consider the lifestyle yet alone join in. The rare few times it has happened was just dumb luck really on my end that a woman took to enjoying a fur friend that way.
 
I know this is a bit daft but I've recently joined the site and I like to engage and my subject matter is somewhat limited!
You probably should have put this somewhere other than the porn forum though.

You realize that doing any of that can be seen as sexual harassment right? You really shouldn't be walking up to strangers and asking about their sex life regardless of their sexuality, gender, or what you presume to be their kink/fetish.
Yeah, the odds of this ending well is not high :gsd_happysmile:

The odds of it being even a bit obvious are slim to none, and even if so, not many will openly admit to a another in a walking situation that they are into the zoo life.
Indeed. If you were to hit on the one person in your city who happens to be a zoo dogwalker that you also find attractive, why would they admit it? If anyone ever brings this topic up in real life, I am playing dumb.
 
You probably should have put this somewhere other than the porn forum though.
damn, sorry, I didn't realise I had. Happy for it to be moved, or deleted.

No one need worry, I'm not a sex pest. You can rest assured that no one is going to be sexually harrassed. I can't believe I'm having to say that, I thought it was pretty clear this is just imagination, but I suppose it did stray into reality.
 
The rate is still around 2% in humanity. About half of this is women, so 1%.
50% of people do not agree with neutering. So there will be a lot of people who hate neutering, while not having sex with animals.
And if you start talking to someone about a dog's penis, they will spray you with pepper spray.

If someone came up to me and started talking to me about dog pussies and butts, I would get out them in the fucking bin.
And I am a zoophile.

So this is a bad way to meet people.
 
No one need worry, I'm not a sex pest. You can rest assured that no one is going to be sexually harrassed. I can't believe I'm having to say that, I thought it was pretty clear this is just imagination, but I suppose it did stray into reality.
I guess I skimmed over that part. Nothing wrong with fantasies.

damn, sorry, I didn't realise I had. Happy for it to be moved, or deleted.
Looks like it's in the right place now.
 
damn, sorry, I didn't realise I had. Happy for it to be moved, or deleted.

No one need worry, I'm not a sex pest. You can rest assured that no one is going to be sexually harrassed. I can't believe I'm having to say that, I thought it was pretty clear this is just imagination, but I suppose it did stray into reality.
I mean you did ask for a secret code or ways to tell if they were a zoo or into bestiality, so that wasn't really clear...
 
Fair enough, I agree. Your response just made me feel perceived differently to who I am so I wanted to clear that up.
I assume from your pfp what you like. Can you not imagine any scenario where you might approach someone and their dog who tickles your fancy? If for a moment you did, how do you think it would play out?
 
"I have often played with the idea of meeting a woman dog walker whilst walking my dog". Saying "I have often" was a turn of phrase. In truth I have thought about it twice. Re-reading it now, if judged at face value, it doesn't show me in the best of light so I wanted to clarify that.
 
That reminds me. A while ago, I saw a guy walking his dog, and she had a very noticeable vulva. The first thing that immediately went to my mind was "that guy definitely fucks her".
 
The rate is still around 2% in humanity. About half of this is women, so 1%.
50% of people do not agree with neutering. So there will be a lot of people who hate neutering, while not having sex with animals.
And if you start talking to someone about a dog's penis, they will spray you with pepper spray.

If someone came up to me and started talking to me about dog pussies and butts, I would get out them in the fucking bin.
And I am a zoophile.

So this is a bad way to meet people.
To your point, I give you this assclown:


To anyone thinking that confronting a person - even a potential zoo - is a bright move, don't! Don't be this guy!
 
I have often played with the idea of meeting a woman dog walker whilst walking my dog and thinking of things I could say that could lead the conversation in that direction. It would be something quite subtle, probably a reference to him being neutered or not. If it seems like a subject she's comfortable with and the vibe is right one could try and go a bit further, for example, you could say that you think their cocks are quite magnificent (and if the look says no, quickly add "not in a sexual way of course lol") or have you ever seen a knot? Complete deluded fantasy of course but I imagine that almost all of us here only get to enjoy fantasy.

I thought I'd make a post and ask what others thought? Perhaps there's a secret code I'm not aware of or we could come up with some things ourselves. Let me know if you can think of something you could say that would come with plausible deniability. Start with the initial icebreakers then with how you would follow on from there if you had a positive reaction. It'd effectively be a script for the process. It could become well known enough that the first question is enough to know it's game on!

I know this is a bit daft but I've recently joined the site and I like to engage and my subject matter is somewhat limited!
You'll need this:
https://byrna.com/blogs/byrna-natio...735p1wGz3GhXGgIgoglM8_z7NLcBXWFK6O8m0dajVx_lI
 
To your point, I give you this assclown:


To anyone thinking that confronting a person - even a potential zoo - is a bright move, don't! Don't be this guy!
They could've handled it better, but that "friend" they had was unreasonable, and even if they asked them as opposed to showing them that, who's to say the result would've changed? Some people are ashamed of who they are, and will lash out at others in fear of being ostracized.
 
They could've handled it better, but that "friend" they had was unreasonable, and even if they asked them as opposed to showing them that, who's to say the result would've changed? Some people are ashamed of who they are, and will lash out at others in fear of being ostracized.

It doesn't matter what their fears are. You have no right to forcefully drag it out of them. And yes, you're damn right: they will lash out.

Was it an overreaction? Maybe!
Was it preventable? Hell yes, by not doing all he's done to provoke the chap.

The ol' FAFO principle struck him in the face and left him with a shiner!
 
Yep.

Back in June, heat, short sleeves, I crossed a couple of guys walking their dog.
As dogs were greeting I observed the tattoos. One had a pawprint. With a greek zeta in it 🫣

I did give him an smile he did not notice and ... we all went our way.

Was I curious? Yes.
Was I going to ask or start an odd conversation? What for?

Befriending someone so open, he might be outed any day? Asking if I can fuck their dog in exchange for mine? Nah. I don't think so.

Just say hello and continue your day.

...and consider *even* the most obvious signs, there ia a chance they just saw it, like the aestetics and never knew they had a meaning...
Thing gone really wrong, they might even *hate* it when they learned what it ment and will get mad if you ask
 
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