You're looking at someone who turns you on...

For me I would end up staring at their ass just for them to notice I'm staring...I would make quick eye contact when I realize I've been caught then immediately look away and regret my existence ?
Nah, don't regret your existence for that, ever. That lady knows she has a nice ass, and has likely worn something that shows it. Some women, if, hypothetically, they spent a few hours in a shopping mall and no one checked them out, the first thing they'd do upon arriving home is head for a mirror and try to figure out why.
 
Stare directly into the eyes stone faced. No smile. Don't blink and don't break eye contact. You have to assert your dominance! ??? JK

But in honesty, I'd probably look, smile, look away for a couple of seconds, and then immediately go back to looking and smiling. If the feeling is mutual, I'd probably try to strike up a conversation with her.
 
Nah, don't regret your existence for that, ever. That lady knows she has a nice ass, and has likely worn something that shows it. Some women, if, hypothetically, they spent a few hours in a shopping mall and no one checked them out, the first thing they'd do upon arriving home is head for a mirror and try to figure out why.
It's just my anxiety showing, I don't truly feel bad for it. And it's somewhat rare to find a guy that not only has a nice ass but also wears clothes that show it off, so I just have to look ?. Thanks for encouraging me. I see you around here a lot and you seem pretty awesome ?
 
Stare directly into the eyes stone faced. No smile. Don't blink and don't break eye contact. You have to assert your dominance! ??? JK

But in honesty, I'd probably look, smile, look away for a couple of seconds, and then immediately go back to looking and smiling. If the feeling is mutual, I'd probably try to strike up a conversation with her.
Good move!
 
It's just my anxiety showing, I don't truly feel bad for it. And it's somewhat rare to find a guy that not only has a nice ass but also wears clothes that show it off, so I just have to look ?. Thanks for encouraging me. I see you around here a lot and you seem pretty awesome ?
That's very sweet! Thank-you!
 
Why wait for life to pass you by. Just walk right up to her, put your arms around her, and kiss her. No wait, that's how I got arrested. I'll let you guys know how that worked out after my court date.

I should have never have listened to Sebastion. God damn Crustations! Never take advice on love from a cartoon crab. *pffft* I'm suing the shit out of Disney. "Go on and kiss de girl" - Sebastion
 
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Why wait for life to pass you by. Just walk right up to her, put your arms around her, and kiss her. No wait, that's how I got arrested. I'll let you guys know how that worked out after my court date.
Lol, as if my my anxiety wasn't already holding me back enough already...
 
A couple of years ago my son and I were on our way to a shooting range that we frequent and had to stop at a local sporting goods store for some silhouette targets and saw a mother walking with her daughter. Both of them were very attractive so boys being boys.

The mom saw us looking and told us "you need to take your eyes off of her!!" in a very indignant and protective voice thinking we were looking at her daughter. She wasn't playing!!

I told her.............................."we weren't looking at her darlin.....................we were looking at you".

She blushed and smiled and I knew that I had made her day.
 
A couple of years ago my son and I were on our way to a shooting range that we frequent and had to stop at a local sporting goods store for some silhouette targets and saw a mother walking with her daughter. Both of them were very attractive so boys being boys.

The mom saw us looking and told us "you need to take your eyes off of her!!" in a very indignant and protective voice thinking we were looking at her daughter. She wasn't playing!!

I told her.............................."we weren't looking at her darlin.....................we were looking at you".

She blushed and smiled and I knew that I had made her day.
I'm pretty sure you with your son were not a threat that would warrant her saying that to you, but, you sure did say the right thing at the right time. Nicely done!
 
I'm pretty sure you with your son were not a threat that would warrant her saying that to you, but, you sure did say the right thing at the right time. Nicely done!

Well she was protecting her daughter so I can't fault her for that. She is supposed to do exactly that.

I was just happy that I was able to make her smile...................:)
 
That happens sometimes with me. I have been caught staring by the boys in the neighborhood a few times but bless their heart, they are very respectful. There's nothing more embarrassing than thirsting shamelessly after a guy and the guy treats me like I am his Aunt or something..
 
That happens sometimes with me. I have been caught staring by the boys in the neighborhood a few times but bless their heart, they are very respectful. There's nothing more embarrassing than thirsting shamelessly after a guy and the guy treats me like I am his Aunt or something..
Us awkward guys tend to do that. Some of us just don't know any better. 😕
 
Depends on the situation. Without sunglasses i tend to take quick glances at someone i find attractive. With sunglasses i may look a little longer. But im stupid shy so if they look at me i avert my gaze for awhile
 
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