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Would You Rather?

Morning, Evening, and anytime between.

WYR long hair, or short?
 
Long term or none at all

WYR have sex with someone that you get along with well but they're not much attractive to you, or someone really hot, but you have nothing to talk about outside of bed?
 
Fuck out my kool-aid!
Champagne!

WYR be dismembered by four horses or one well trained butcher?
 
country cottage any day!
WYR have a needle shoved in your testicle/overy, or your eye (if someone had you tied to a bed and told you they were going to do one or the other i
 
Rich and happy!

I am currently poor and miserable.
I am actually a bit of a masticist (spelling). I actually like just a bit of testicle pain form a needle.

WYR have dog crap or horse crap shoved up your nose?
 
Horse crap, it smells tonnes sweeter cos it's not based on a meat diet.
WYR... Live in a cult or as a bum on the sidewalk
 
Caught in the act, embarrassment I can cope with.
WYR.... Be caught in the act by a family member or outside your local pub in the car park?
 
Probs the carpark, at least i can avoid forever.

WYR Work a job you hate for a large salary or do what you love but barely scrape by?
 
I'd prob do the job I hate for a year or two and save up then switch to option 2.

WYR....have your mother in law come live with you or top yourself?
 
I want to say top myself, but thats probably not the realistic answer haha, so id go with option 1 realistically.

WYR Be homeless but never want for anything else or have a dream house but struggle to provide basic necessities?
 
I think you know the answer to that. *smiles and snaps the leash in his hands*

WYR Shove your tongue in someone's ass or have them shove their tongue in yours?
 
I'd be the giver I love the taste and just how nasty it all is, that said I'm not averse to being rimmed either.

WYR....live by the sea or up in the mountains.
 
Super speed like so fast no one could see me and my image wouldn't get caught on camera.

WYR....live a long time but with limited abilities at the end, or burn up in a blaze of glory while still relatively young.
 
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