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where was the riskiest that you have masturbated. NO UNDERAGED STORIES!

I grew up with access to WAY too much porn and have been a very avid stroker the whole time. So I have a lot of places. Nude beaches, on the balcony of a nice hotel in Miami (that was really fun to drink coffee on with an open robe every morning), at school, in the sauna at a spa(having to cover up every time someone came in hah) after almost EVERY massage during the “relaxing” time (VERY relaxed after that) I dated a girl that blew and stroked me on a Ferris wheel, and stroked me on the haunted mansion ride when we were stuck for a while. I love anywhere that gets the heart pumping!
 
I’m a little jealous because all the guys posting on this thread have a much easier time masterbating just about anywhere. For us women we have a little bit of a harder time doing it is random public places. Although when we do it and get caught it can lead to others joining in. ?
 
funcouple046 said:
I’m a little jealous because all the guys posting on this thread have a much easier time masterbating just about anywhere. For us women we have a little bit of a harder time doing it is random public places. Although when we do it and get caught it can lead to others joining in. ?
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that’s where hidden/remote vibrators come in handy! Though having others join is ALWAYS fun. I’ve had a couple of experiences here at the nude beach where random people joined in. It’s ALWAYS a treat when they do
 
TheManhandlorian said:
that’s where hidden/remote vibrators come in handy! Though having others join is ALWAYS fun. I’ve had a couple of experiences here at the nude beach where random people joined in. It’s ALWAYS a treat when they do
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That’s hot. Yeah I have a lush and I’ve worn it out to the club. Hubby has buzzed me while I’m dancing with other guys. It’s incredible.
 
funcouple046 said:
That’s hot. Yeah I have a lush and I’ve worn it out to the club. Hubby has buzzed me while I’m dancing with other guys. It’s incredible.
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This is my ABSOLUTE go-to with a sub. My favorite is to send her to the bar and wait for a guy to come up and hit on her before turning it on, increasing/decreasing the power, and watching her squirm while she attempts to talk to them. It’s incredibly erotic seeing her struggle to keep composure
 
TheManhandlorian said:
This is my ABSOLUTE go-to with a sub. My favorite is to send her to the bar and wait for a guy to come up and hit on her before turning it on, increasing/decreasing the power, and watching her squirm while she attempts to talk to them. It’s incredibly erotic seeing her struggle to keep composure
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You sound like my hubby. One time we were at a club. I was at the bar. I tall black guy came up and started talking to me my hubby turned my lush up to a low buzz. We ordered a drink then he asked me to dance. We were out on the dance floor then the song changed to a slow song. He pulled me closer as my hubby turned my lush up and as we were dancing I was grinding my pussy against his thigh and I could feel his cock hard as stone. It was very erotic. I came right there in his arms on the dance floor
 
funcouple046 said:
You sound like my hubby. One time we were at a club. I was at the bar. I tall black guy came up and started talking to me my hubby turned my lush up to a low buzz. We ordered a drink then he asked me to dance. We were out on the dance floor then the song changed to a slow song. He pulled me closer as my hubby turned my lush up and as we were dancing I was grinding my pussy against his thigh and I could feel his cock hard as stone. It was very erotic. I came right there in his arms on the dance floor
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Getting her to cum on the dance floor is ALWAYS fun. But I love it especially if there is some orgasm denial and she struggles to keep talking and NOT cum. That’s where I get to be really evil ? haha
 
funcouple046 said:
I’m a little jealous because all the guys posting on this thread have a much easier time masterbating just about anywhere. For us women we have a little bit of a harder time doing it is random public places. Although when we do it and get caught it can lead to others joining in. ?
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After a certain age we also have the added issue of trying to work out what to do with the "evidence" of us getting off.
 
Barracks on base. It was a two man room and my roommate was suppose to be on CQ that day, but apparently he had sold his shift to someone else cuz he came back in pretty fast. Thankfully I heard him struggling to open the door because the key-cards we had were shit.
 
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I wanked off a family friends dog, I was staying the night at their place, and their son had seen me and I had no idea, walked into the house and heard him telling his mother what I had done. Mother sort of dismissed it, but I never went to stay there again.
 
Once a friend asked me to come over and hang out at their house. their call interrupted some "private time" but I said sure. Got to their place and we were chatting for a bit in their room when they wanted to go out for a quick smoke. Still being horny, I jacked off as quickly as I could, finishing on myself and whipping myself clean just as I heard them come back up.
No mess, thou friend did ask why I was blushing alot when they came back
 
I've both jerked off an penetrated myself behind a couple food stands during a huge public festival in my home town.
Thing is no one ever walks behind just there so I thought it would be safe, as is.
 
neighbors dog came through the hedge so I was playing with him and he went back. I got up to go inside with my cock still out, and I heard my father come outside. I had to put a jacket in front of me like nothing was wrong, and walk past my father into the house
 
At home alone on the floor in the living room. I knew our dog would get interested and I wasnt wrong. But there was no know time line for anyone coming home!
 
pupwhoshaggedme said:
At work hehe <3 I work with dogs and there was a dog there who wasn't really into mounting but he was a very mouthy and licky boy....I was sitting in the back half of his kennel and he kept burrying his head into my crotch.....I cannot hold back when it comes to dogs just being in their presence turns me on so I was getting hard and I pulled myself out....he started licking me and I started playing with my balls and rubbing the bottom half of my shaft. My head was being worked on by his wet dripping tongue and I came.....pretty quickly hehe the dog helped clean me up. I kept a good look out and didn't get caught but I just wanted to lean back and let him clean every inch of my cock for as long as he wanted .....so sexy!
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I would have loved to watch him lick your cock and your hole. The clean up help?? FUUUUUCK. That’s hot.
 
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