What wouldn't you have sex with?

[dobelove88]

Any small breed dog. Any bird.

 

[420Fatty]

Old men.

 

[Jmmp2803]

A reptile

 

[Furf2b2b]

mmmm ??? OLD FLABBY MEN !!!!

 

[Renegadewa1]

A blender.

 

[Oldman]

Whatever doesn't want to, or whatever would cause or receive pain.

 

[Michioliphant]

Very disappointed at the Ageism and verbal abuse of Old Men in this thread. ?
Old Men possess properties of none other, no teeth to scratch, no hair on our heads for unsightly inner thigh burns, (unless we’ve forgotten the razor a few weeks) we won’t ask your name- just forget it anyway; we don’t discriminate seeing beauty in all - yes yes I know, us nursing home stinkies sometimes forget if you are related, but really? Who cares?- trembling hands easily bring vibrator like quality to fondling, but, the list just grows as I write.... please pity Old Men ?

Taxidermy

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Snowman

 

[Renegadewa1]

A hay baler.

 

[Renegadewa1]

Snowman

Is it because he has snowballs?..............

 

[aragos32727]

Most human guys. ?

So you're saying there's still a chance... ? ?

 

[aragos32727]

Is it because he has snowballs?..............

Excuse me. Snowman is very gender exclusive. And totally not PC. We prefer the term snow person.

? ? ?

 

[saddlebum66]

YOUR pecker...lol

 

[Renegadewa1]

A jet engine.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Scissors

 

[Furf2b2b]

A FUZZ BUSTER , it's from a very old joke , IT eat's anything , FUZZ BUSTER MY ASS ? EVEN TELEPHONE POLE'S !!

 

[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

Ronald McDonald... creepy..

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Schrodinger's cat

 

[Renegadewa1]

A blow torch!

 

[Furf2b2b]

Schrodinger's cat

2B OR KNOTT 2B , is the cat alive or KNOTTT ?

 

[Furf2b2b]

2B OR KNOTT 2B , is the cat alive or KNOTTT ?

I looked ? , IT'S ALIVE , RUN !!!!

 

[Renegadewa1]

A pitchfork.

 

[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

A Bonfire

 

[NewToThis]

Pandora's box, there's some heavy shit in there man.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

A movie poster

 

[Renegadewa1]

a battleship

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Watermelon

 

[Renegadewa1]

a fence post

 

[NewToThis]

Either of my grandmas, mind you they've both been in the ground a number of years

 

[Renegadewa1]

A lawnchair..................although I've seen some very attractive ones!!