What wouldn't you have sex with?

[dobelove88]

Any small breed dog. Any bird.

 

[420Fatty]

Old men.

 

[Jmmp2803]

A reptile

 

[Furf2b2b]

mmmm ??? OLD FLABBY MEN !!!!

 

[Renegadewa1]

A blender.

 

[Oldman]

Whatever doesn't want to, or whatever would cause or receive pain.

 

[Michioliphant]

Very disappointed at the Ageism and verbal abuse of Old Men in this thread.
Old Men possess properties of none other, no teeth to scratch, no hair on our heads for unsightly inner thigh burns, (unless we’ve forgotten the razor a few weeks) we won’t ask your name- just forget it anyway; we don’t discriminate seeing beauty in all - yes yes I know, us nursing home stinkies sometimes forget if you are related, but really? Who cares?- trembling hands easily bring vibrator like quality to fondling, but, the list just grows as I write.... please pity Old Men

Taxidermy

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Snowman

 

[Renegadewa1]

A hay baler.

 

[Renegadewa1]

Snowman

Is it because he has snowballs?..............

 

[aragos32727]

Most human guys.

So you're saying there's still a chance...

 

[aragos32727]

Is it because he has snowballs?..............

Excuse me. Snowman is very gender exclusive. And totally not PC. We prefer the term snow person.

 

[saddlebum66]

YOUR pecker...lol

 

[Renegadewa1]

A jet engine.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Scissors

 

[Furf2b2b]

A FUZZ BUSTER , it's from a very old joke , IT eat's anything , FUZZ BUSTER MY ASS ? EVEN TELEPHONE POLE'S !!

 

[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

Ronald McDonald... creepy..

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Schrodinger's cat

 

[Renegadewa1]

A blow torch!

 

[Furf2b2b]

Schrodinger's cat

2B OR KNOTT 2B , is the cat alive or KNOTTT ?

 

[Furf2b2b]

2B OR KNOTT 2B , is the cat alive or KNOTTT ?

I looked ? , IT'S ALIVE , RUN !!!!

 

[Renegadewa1]

A pitchfork.

 

[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

A Bonfire

 

[NewToThis]

Pandora's box, there's some heavy shit in there man.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

A movie poster

 

[Renegadewa1]

a battleship

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Watermelon

 

[Renegadewa1]

a fence post

 

[NewToThis]

Either of my grandmas, mind you they've both been in the ground a number of years

 

[Renegadewa1]

A lawnchair..................although I've seen some very attractive ones!!