Literally my zoo dream as a man.the ideal situation for me would probably be being in a relationship with a man that’s into this too and would want to see me taking the knot. would be even nicer if he took it too or liked fucking the dog.
Shall I get down on one knee now or wait until January?That’s the dream!! ??????
Me too! ???
Throw a boar into the mix and you have my dreamI'd like to have a female partner and a big dog and horse that we both share and a place in the middle of nowhere where we both can be as loud as we want and be nude 24/7 and have as much sex as we want
You sound like you would be a gifted kennelboi!I'd like a master/mistress I could submit to, with a male dog or 2 that they encourage me to let have their way with me. They'd tell me things like how I'm a good boy and how well I'm taking it, and ask me embarrassing questions like "how does it feel?" Or "do you want him to finish inside you?"
I'd let the dogs give me kisses whenever and wherever they want. I'd sleep on the doggy bed with them a lot and cuddle. I'd want them to understand we have a special relationship, and they they can have me whenever they want. I'd wake up in the middle of the night to a tongue on my butt, and stick my butt in the air while still half asleep and let him do his thing. Fall back asleep while we're tied ?
I'd hope soYou sound like you would be a gifted kennelboi!
So wholesomeIdeally? Just a calm life with a living female dog, no human companion at all. Not very picky about race so long as she's a big girl, although maybe a short coat race would be nice as it can get pretty bot in here and I don't want her to have health problems due to being overheated. Maybe a Dalmatian, a Rottweiler, or even a Dobberman.
My perfect zoo life would consist of spoiling the living soul out of her, lots of toys, lots of playtime; premium snacks for my absolute princess for being such a good girl. Hearing her barking all excitedly the moment she hears the car or smells me getting close to the house, rushing towards me. Her eyes filled with love and maybe she's a bit too excited and she pisses a little bit? Would make me feel like the most important man in the world, I tell ya.
That's without even getting to the part of an ideal zoo life. I am just describing an ideal life at this point. Making love with my girl, petting becoming sensual, teasing her teats, masturbating her, eating out her cookie (if she is into that) and of course, making love with the goodest girl ever. At least for me. I am sure some of y'all already have your goodest girl.
Ok this was unexpectedly really hotWould love to live on a livestock farm full of men who share the workload. All variations of sexuality that blurs when we share in our beastiality bond together. In our recreation time, anytime a dick gets hard, it’s our duty to surround the man of honor and encourage him to fuck his favorite beast hole.
What a beautiful thoughtI thought this would be easy to answer but it gave me a lot to consider. And a huge realization.
Although I’ve never been with a woman and only have occasional passing thoughts of being with one, my perfect fantasy life would be to have a small, beautiful, private farm away from town and share it with another easygoing woman and many animals. Live a natural, simple, stress-free, drama-free life.
We would enjoy each other… and the male dogs would enjoy us… separately and together.![]()
I understand that, but don't loose the human input and contactFor now and the next few years I am fine with dogs and toys, much less complicated life.