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What sort of zoo lifestyle would you want?

Id love to find me a good looking farmer and I be his farm boy. I would surely help him out with them Boars🐖 and Stallions🐎 in the farm fo sure. Id be sticking around at the boar's pen and horse shed for a long while...🫦 "Don't get jelly John. After I'm done "milking" them boars and horses, you can take me last, sweetie...💋"
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I'd want to live on a remote self sufficient farm with a handful of fellow hard working serious zoo's who enjoy the same life style of rugged individualism. male / female, doesn't really matter.

We'd have a gun range, and a handful of animals, Sheep, cows. goats, dogs a acre or more sized garden.

Well I got most of that! we're lacking people so that is slowing things down a hair, too many useless fetishists, too few serious people.
 
stag1234 said:
Lady friend that's into zoo
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You Looking for a friend? Or. To be the friend of a "Lady"? So what dose that leave? So much to read into. Stag leads to a male. So as a straight single male looking for true love online. Good luck. I honestly mean that. odd's get worse every year till 40ish 35-50+ that bump is their but not so you notice. If you are in fact Bi. but still looking for a "friend" may double your chances to get shot down. Then you have to figure out. Who is a man saying He is She. Role-players(never plan to meet). Looking for real to black mail You. COP'S(same thing really). Then the short of chance of reality. Now don't forget EVERYONE Else is looking too. How your chances looking? I say Go for it what can ya lose. well aside from time, effort, money, Real Time. 1yr-25yrs Depending on the state. I hope you find Your friend.
 
Sure it's cliché but ideally an isolated, self-sufficient homestead a fair distance from any other people. A large farm-style property inhabited by myself and a fellow zoo in seperate houses on the property. Enough space and facilities for various animals. Horses, dogs, cows, sheep, maybe even ostriches.

Who knows? But yea, pipe dream. With my people skills I'll likely end up with all that on my own😀
 
I don't have a fixed type.

It is important to me that my partner is articulate, emotionally grounded, and takes pride in caring for themselves. I value honesty, self-awareness, and someone who appreciates a meaningful connection. I have a partner who is all of these things, but unfortunately not into zoo -- which is not a deal breaker for me.

Someone who I can be truly open about my interests and my creative side with, especially when it comes to filming and sharing content and experiences. Must love being active, love animals (of course), and enjoy a naturist lifestyle.
 
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I would like to live on a stud ranch with some very kinky owners, they would "employ" me to keep the studs well drained and to create more content for their site. The ranch would be in a very remote place so I can be asloud as I want to be, and the only outfits I can wear must be made of leather.
 
nudewolf said:
For instance, what sex and animal. Any human partners? To what extent would you live the lifestyle? If you have the ideal situation, what is it?

For me, I would want a female partner (human) with male dogs. I would want to live as a nudist too, having a place to go outside. Just letting the dogs lick whatever whenever all the time! Like during sex or just letting them lick job or rim you whenever. Alot of different stuff to try with docking and knotting too!
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I would love to have a male partner/relationship where we share the dogs freely and include them in our sex life
 
Dirty Horse Girl said:
Need time and people.
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Who has that kind of time. "People" Please. Who do you get for that? Oh right YOU. Jump in both feet or walk away on 'em. But ya gotta do it right. A Full Blown Dog and Pony show. On the road for fun and profit. I wish I had done it at 19. 40 years back lol. Just A Guy with a pick-up a trailer some friends (being the dog and Pony) and a Dream. Entertaining freaking and grossing people out. Getting arrested come with the show but hey what plan is perfect.
 
I'd love a woman who could be FWB with me, and we each have our preferred animal. Living out in the same rural area i spent most of my life in. I think that'd be just perfect
 
I am living the incredible life of a livestock animal. I live 24/7/365 as a breeding sow, in the barn with the other sows, being bred by the boar in my turn. A constant cycle aligned to my ‘heat’ (menstrual) phase. Being fed in my stall or pen, playing in the sty with my sisters, helping raise the family, being scrubbed down weekly, having my stall cleaned twice a day, being sprayed with boar piss 3 times a day to induce us into heat, and being served to our Master, the boar, 3 times over 5 days for breeding while I am in heat!
 
nudewolf said:
For instance, what sex and animal. Any human partners? To what extent would you live the lifestyle? If you have the ideal situation, what is it?

For me, I would want a female partner (human) with male dogs. I would want to live as a nudist too, having a place to go outside. Just letting the dogs lick whatever whenever all the time! Like during sex or just letting them lick job or rim you whenever. Alot of different stuff to try with docking and knotting too!
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Sounds just like a dream
 
sow4life87 said:
I am living the incredible life of a livestock animal. I live 24/7/365 as a breeding sow, in the barn with the other sows, being bred by the boar in my turn. A constant cycle aligned to my ‘heat’ (menstrual) phase. Being fed in my stall or pen, playing in the sty with my sisters, helping raise the family, being scrubbed down weekly, having my stall cleaned twice a day, being sprayed with boar piss 3 times a day to induce us into heat, and being served to our Master, the boar, 3 times over 5 days for breeding while I am in heat!
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Holy shit, this made me very horny, shame I can't watch you being breed by pig in your stall
 
I’d love to have a likeminded wife, have a home out in the country with no neighbors where we could build our own special petting zoo and maybe have a small group of friends who could come over for “dinner parties”.
 
I want to live alone in a rural area(preferably woodland, but that’s not very relevant) with several birds of many species to lick like ice cream as often as they’ll let me. I would love to eat out any bird, but some larger ones like eagles, herons, peafowl, or swans would be amazing. It’s a shame I can’t penetrate them though. If I could find a human partner who would be fine with my interests(even if she doesn’t share them) that would also be great, but I doubt that will ever happen.
My highest dream would be to own a secretary bird or two, but that’s almost impossible anywhere outside of Africa.
 
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nudewolf said:
For instance, what sex and animal. Any human partners? To what extent would you live the lifestyle? If you have the ideal situation, what is it?

For me, I would want a female partner (human) with male dogs. I would want to live as a nudist too, having a place to go outside. Just letting the dogs lick whatever whenever all the time! Like during sex or just letting them lick job or rim you whenever. Alot of different stuff to try with docking and knotting too!
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nudewolf said:
For instance, what sex and animal. Any human partners? To what extent would you live the lifestyle? If you have the ideal situation, what is it?

For me, I would want a female partner (human) with male dogs. I would want to live as a nudist too, having a place to go outside. Just letting the dogs lick whatever whenever all the time! Like during sex or just letting them lick job or rim you whenever. Alot of different stuff to try with docking and knotting too!
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Be a total slut to two young stallions.
 
My zoo lifestyle dream would be to have a place in the countryside, few to no neighbors, a gorgeous mare or 2, a handsome dog or 2 (german shepherd potentially), maybe a good looking male horse, potentially a female ( human) companion who was fully aware of and into the zoo lifestyle they’d have to be a kind and caring person and not one of the mental and emotional tormentor types (seen too many of those and it’s one of the biggest things that has turned me to being zoo exclusive.)
 
Knottypat said:
Would love to live on 10 plus acres. Lots of horses and dogs running around. Wanting my wife to be into both of them.
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Well You could still get 10acers for less than a million. I'm thinking central Kansas. you could get 20+- acers for about $100k. might have some buildings. The Wife thing I don't recommend. Cost way to much to get rid of. If you already have one. It's to late.
 
unsure said:
Well You could still get 10acers for less than a million. I'm thinking central Kansas. you could get 20+- acers for about $100k. might have some buildings. The Wife thing I don't recommend. Cost way to much to get rid of. If you already have one. It's to late.
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Looking at Texas. Currently in WA.

Wife is surprisingly not that expensive. But sometimes I wish I was still single. Would make zoo life a little easier
 
Knottypat said:
Looking at Texas. Currently in WA.

Wife is surprisingly not that expensive. But sometimes I wish I was still single. Would make zoo life a little easier
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Rent in Texas has been dirt cheap, but I live far below my means. Taxes are good, I think. I'm well-to-do and frankly haven't had any concerns. Electric costs are a little fucked here, or maybe I'm insane.

Texas has been hospitable to my partner and I, especially when times were worse. Good sense of community. Annoying as all fuck, but well-meaning.

But sometimes I wish I was still single
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Happily taken as well; I can relate to that. :ROFLMAO:
 
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