What is something that you tried but should have remained a fantasy?

Peanut butter, he liked blowing me so I thought we'd give food and sex a go. He liked it better without and he accidentally bit my dick a few times trying to clean off the peanut butter.
I ended up cleaning it off and we just had sex like normal.

In hindsight, it might have worked better if I sucked the peanut butter off his dick.
 
Isleofdogs said:
Heres 1 to throw you,
Buying and owning a Toyota Landcruiser,
Never seen anything drink so much fuel that didnt have a hole in tank or actually take off the ground. And not as tough as people think...
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The old one from the 70/80's? But it was a damn cool looking ride.
 
Uploading my works publicly for the first time, specifically to Furaffinity. People loved it, but it turned out I'm absolutely not cut out for that amount of attention, even if it's all positive, and quickly got overwhelmed.

Learned that much about myself, at least.
 
quasar said:
having sex with a person i barely knew and didn't click with wasn't any fun. i was young and just wanted to get laid, but a lesson was learned: sex isn't about the act, it's about the chemistry between people. i know that sounds obvious but as a teen i didn't really understand that. still really fresh in my memory after all these years.

very understandable. i only did it once, and it took some convincing to get my partner to relax — but during the act he slowly got so lost in the rhythm that any fear of being caught faded away into the background.
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Not me. As long as she's friendly I'm down. I have seen and known women that are fairly attractive but are so hostile that I could never touch her even though she's an 8 out of 10 on looks. I could easily bang a 6 out of 10 without knowing her if she was friendly.
 
Kristy said:
What's happening is the water washes away a woman's natural lubricant, her juices.
I suggest a NON water-based lube. Have fun, and I hope she screams loud enough to knock the tiles off the wall. Good luck!
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Nah, there are reasons I posted shower sex as a regret. Granted the lack of lubrication is the most noticeable reason it wasn't all that fun, but trying to fuck standing up on a slippery surface while there's water beating down on you is just... awkward. The warmth is nice, but that's about it.
 
Sex on the beach. ⛱️

My ex-GF and I tried it once. Seemed like something that'd be romantic and fun. And it was, for like 2 seconds. Til sand gets EVERYWHERE. And I mean it gets everywhere. In your mouth, your ears, your cooch... genuinely awful. 😣

We decided to try 69. Probably the worst possible sex position possible at a beach. First, having a person lie on top of you while you're just laying on a towel sucks. Its just awful. Second beaches are HOT and HUMID. And of course it's amplified 10x when you're making love. Oh, and since the beach is a public place, we decided to keep our bikini tops on in case someone walked by... So, add tit sweat on top of alllll that fun stuff! 😁

To top it all off, my GF had a fart slip out RIGHT in my face. So, yeah, needless to say my fantasy of beach sex was ruined after that. :LOL:
 
An fb I had wated to try caramell sauce in her while we fucked, the one you buy in a tube at the grocery store, it worked well till the tempo was slowed bown by any degree, both of us were swollen after, but it still tasted good :p we might also been abit liberal with the amount.

Then also breathplay, mainly due to lack of knownledge.
 
Having a "threesome" with my ex-GF and a beautiful lesbian comrade from basic training, 15 years ago...
Ended up just beeing allowed to watch, so I just got outside, having an angry cig, since it was planned and settled the other way.
Especially I was mad about my GF because she would have been in the position to stop it, but she was just laying there getting licked and fingered...
 
alphabetagammedelta said:
Having a "threesome" with my ex-GF and a beautiful lesbian comrade from basic training, 15 years ago...
Ended up just beeing allowed to watch, so I just got outside, having an angry cig, since it was planned and settled the other way.
Especially I was mad about my GF because she would have been in the position to stop it, but she was just laying there getting licked and fingered...
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Life is always better than porn. Would have taken my turn after the lesbian is done with her. Nothing better for me if someone is doing the foreplay for me and watch them. :love:
 
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