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What do you keep next to your bed?

It's not my bed, it's my dogs, somehow. ?‍♂️
And if I'm daycare for the other 1 to 3 (this year, last year maximum of two) of good friends, then it's the bed of up to four dogs. And me, part time, if I remove the hairs beforehand.

Next to it? Selfmade workbench with a lot of different tools, emergency food for special cases (for me, not the dogs), bureaucracy table, seventy-three technical projects, electronic department with tools, health related medication, two dumbbells, water and tea (mostly), honey for the tea, some money, clothes cabinets, the sleeping bags .. ah, too much actually.

Don't need weapons near the bed. Different protection exists.
 
A bottle of water,my phoneand treats for my dogs and a box of condoms.
 
doglover310 said:
I must be the only unarmed American in here. I’ve got a kindle, lube, and a back scratcher. I keep the dildos and butt plugs in the drawer underneath.
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Depending on the size, those count as weapon of (m)ass destruction.

As for me, I have a lot next to my bed, as in a desk a bedside table and bookshelf's worth.
Some things I have are art supplies, gamepads, my PC under my desk with one of my monitors on an arm so I can sit in my chair, or laze in bed.

A box of the power and other cables I use the most, an ice-pack cuz it's freaking hot, some tools and whatever else I haven't put away yet.

And a pocketknife, as well a big bapping stick.
Oh, I have some gaming dice next to my lamp as well.
 
There is an AR15 on the left side, my little pea shooter on the right and if I get cornered in the closet the entire apartment building is going to look like Swiss cheese Because I am coming out there like it is the 4th of July. There is a box of tracers in there too, so they will see me coming ?
 
sarahsingletono98 said:
There is an AR15 on the left side, my little pea shooter on the right and if I get cornered in the closet the entire apartment building is going to look like Swiss cheese Because I am coming out there like it is the 4th of July. There is a box of tracers in there too, so they will see me coming ?
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Oh there is a cell phone, tissue box, lipstick organizer that is half empty and currently bottle of purple nail polish that did not find it way back to bathroom. A Bible and 2 Stephen King books
 
Assuming you mean when I’m in bed: my glasses, my phone charger & phone, a bottle of lube, a few toys (cock ring and nipple suckers are my most-used), earplugs, a back scratcher, and a lamp.
 
600ml Bottle with water, phone charger, books (1984, The Course of Love and The Fear of Freedom) a lamp and bluetooth earphones.
 
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freethrowfig said:
600ml Bottle with water, phone charger, books (1984, The Course of Love and The Fear of Freedom) a lamp and bluetooth earphones.
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That image you're using as an avatar - Seriously visually "WTF?!?!"-ish - Even at full size, I can't decide what I'm seeing. Clue me? (assuming it's something you shot yourself so that you can, rather than something you snagged off the web 'cause it looks cool, and therefore have no actual answer)
 
Phone and phone charger, bottle of water, and a sex toy (one of my vibrating dildos usually). And my nightdress. ?
 
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