All right VIRGIN. you better listen up because I am not pleased at all. first - because I had plans for tonite and secondly.. Im skeptical this post is even legit, coming from a one day old zooville account youre probably messing with us. Still, I recognize a legitimate suicide risk when I see one one.. and real threat to life and limb of the zoo community technically supercedes the neccessity of messaging Aries about fuckin great she is.. although your lucky im feeling benevolent enough to make that call.
Tho the advice above is valid, it fails to address the primary cause of your problem and therefore the solution. what weve got going on here is a 23 year old guy with failure to launch. Youre well past legal adult and still have not succeeded in even being able to *fuck a dog*
Virginity in itself isnt a problem, sex alone is just one of the facets of life. what you need to focus on is the entire big picture. the end goal is to experience life, learn, grow and master yourself. that entails your own self care and maintenance, life improvement, working towards and accomplishing goals, and BEING ABLE TO SUPPORT YOURSELF first, and finally be able to support others as well. Fuckin aint the end all - its just a marker that youve achieved the minimal amount of mastery over life that youre desireable and have enough potential that some one will be attracted enough to fuck you.. one time. or if you want to set your sights way lower.. youve got enough control of your life you can find a dog to fuck.
Seeing thats what you want..i gotta throw out some tough love and say youre fucking up. when i was 23, i had 2 mares, 2 dogs, a car a truck a 25hr a week job and i was going to school full time. I was busting my ass. even then and for several years forward i still struggled with attaining function regular human companionship.. but the dog and horse thing.. i blew by a a decade earlier already. why do you not have any of this?
howis it you could be satisfied with your life at this point. and if you arent,.. WHAT ARE YOU DOUNG TO ACTUALLY MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR YOURSELF.,.!?
You got to CATCH UP. starting tomrrow. come up with a plan.. and small steps on how to get there, and start working on that, remembering that fcking a dog has nothing to do with it. quite frankly, you dont deserve a nice soft slick thick piddy. those dogs are for people with lives and responsibility. so focus on a steady job first.. and then work on a side hustle. start with some thing you can do yourself thats easy enough to learn. i used to install wood floors and patch and paint drywall. once I achieved minimal competency, it was an easy $30/hr job i could do anywhere, any time for the rest of my life. work on developing a steady flow of business till you can quit your one shit job and work for yourself, set your own schedule. it doesnt have to be those trade tho. pretty much any regular service or trade job will do. you could mow fucking lawns if you want. i knwo a gal that graduated college, became a landscaper.. worked for the last 30 years mostly by herself.. has two houses, three cars, a power boat.. semi retired now, has someone else running it. minimal. here in california. hard work but easy.
Next, start working on yourself. if you want to go to school, do it. want to pick up another hobby, even getting more involved with animals? do it. focus on keeping moving, never stopping and growing non stop. get a good exercise routine and some friends that you can support each other. dont waste time on losers. find people going forward and network with them.
finally, start looking for a place you can move to and live, tomorrow, where you can keep a dog. if you cant afford much, dont worry, theres a million place out there you can live and keep a dog rent free. ive done it off and on for years. THE KEY IS BEING ABLE TO OFFER PEOPLE MORE THEN YOUR COST THEM. you could just walk into anyones house tomorrow, say im living here with my dog, and when they be like... what? youre already mowing the lawn and doing their laundry... getting dinner ready and reducing the load on them. trust me. you take the load off of other people and theyll happily share all theyve got that theyrre already paying for. want to get closer to dogs. hit up every dog trainer, boarder, groomer in your area and say you need a place and want to work it off.. or anybody that owns horses. FIND ANY AVAILIBLE ROOM WITH PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DOGS.. THEYLL BE MORE RECEPTIVE AND WELCOMING IF YOU CAN HELP THEM WITH THIER OWN ANIMALS FROM TIME TO TIME TOO. THINK PROFESSIONALS WHO WANT TO KEEP PETS BUT TRAVEL ALL THE TIME....
If you put in more then you take out, people will always want you around, and its not that hard to do.. er at least its accomplishable, to be able to support yourself at the bare minimum first, and help others some extra on top of that... IF CANT HAVE DOG WHERE YOU ARE NOW, IT MEANS YOUR MORE OF A BURDEN TO PEOPLE THEN JUST ADDING THE SIGHT OF A DOG WITH YOU IS WORTH TO THEM.. and that's straight up fucjkoin up life.
everywhere me and my doggo go is no dogs allowed. we rarely have any problems. im so helpful and usefull y those ive lived with and worked for that my dog is known as destroyer of couches.. (six to his count so far) because any place for over a couple months that what happens. never had a single' you fucked my couch complaint.', they simply got replaced with a smile when we left. that should be your goal now. find a polace, lvie their with your dog, wreck a couch, move out, everybody's happy. People say dogs not allowed.. but that aint true,. theres nothing like an invisible dog cannon that will blast em back out. you just bring your dog home, or to work, and let em know its both of you, or none of you. if you get fired or kicked out. you werent trying hard enough or doing a good enough job.
So my question is, what animal would you all want/reccomend losing your v-card to
got this. the answer is who gives a shit.
understand youre asking a FETISH question here for a SEXUAL problem. since youve never had a dog, or a girl before, you dont know what you want. the only way to find out, is to try some. and then youll start to develop an idea for what you like, and what you dont. untill that point, for however many years youve been fantaszing.. thats just dick in hjand time where every time you come, you reinforce the idea what ever it was yore thinking about is the answer to your sexual gratification, and i got news for you.. its not. opretty safe bet what EVER youre thinking is wrong at this point... so lets assume that wanting to fuck a dog isnt for you.
Take this from my two decades personal experience turning girls out to dogs. the ones who take to it and like it are the ones whovve either just heard of it and want to try, or have grown up around dogs, own dogs, love dogs and live dog lives. mebbe they just dont have one they can fuck but when they find one theyre golden. Alternatively, theres this whole subset of women out there who spend years and YEARS and sometimes YEARS fantasizing about getting dog fucked.. and build up this fantasy of it in their head. maybe they cant come with guys or think the dog wiull be able to finally do it, or do better.. or theyre infatuated with this amazing idea of their pleasure and dont understand the big pictures.. blah blah., anyways case and point the longer they fantasize, the more likely it is theyre NOT going to like the experience. or theyre like.. okay i get it, bucket list accomplished. the longer you dwell on something, the less likely its going to be the answer. so sitting here wondering what kind of dog to fuck and thinking its puiddy, is a waste of everybodies time and also your life. when you come in it and find out its just a dog.. its just a dog. maybe that will happen to you, maybe not.,
Honestly, id focus on making yourself desirable enough you can secure a girl whos the same age as you.. whos been getting dicked down on for years already and already gotten hers, so she doesnt have to worry about that, knows the mechanics of everything, and can focus on giving you a fun time, relaxin, and helpin you get YOURS. any other scenarios are practically a recipe for unpleasant experience. try and have a ood o9ne, and make it a goal that you could at least attract another girl through who and what you are, even if 6you dont want em. shii. get to where you can get asked out and say 'naw id ratehr fuck my dog' its good forr laffs.
Sometimes you hit a fialure to launch point, or a road block, you have to get over before you can move on. you need to identify those and figure out how to do it. If having sex with a dog has become this wierd fixation you cant move on past, im going to take the unpopular opinion and say go out and find a bitch to fuck right now, and do it. p[preferably one whos experienced, with an owner that can help you do the same thing as the girl i just mentioned.. so youll get to have the best possible experience to have something to go off of.
otherwise.. its time to go get a dog. find ourself a big bitch and just put it in her... or any dog will do really.. thats over 65 pounds. your way past love and responsibility here.. or maybe not even close too. but either way if its dog way or the highway,, you got my permission to tail hole the fuck out of the next stray that you come across, just once. so you can get past this retardation. i believe with your life in the balance, once you bust that
nut, you can put that all behind you and focus on actually accomplishing something for yourself. itll either give you a burning desire to achieve so you can have more dog sex... or go out and achieve so you can experience more of life and find out what you want. either way itll get you over this hump.
thats my two cents., THIS SHOULD BE SELF EVIDENT. reasons why i think this is a fake one as it is.
trake it from someone that was actually doing shitt with their life, but still unnnesccsarily beating their pud and fantasizing about all this shit they wanted to do. ultimately, and around your age.. 24 i think for me, i was like fuck this.. im going to go out and attempt to actually DO these things i want, and find people (or animals?) interested in the same. its not as hard as you think. and once i got the ball rolling it was game on. itll be the same way for you too, as long as youre not wasting time on here asking dumb questions and jerking off to dog fuck videos.,
leave that up to us old timers who already drained our nuts in everything that would have us and are too lazy to go out and get more now rather then incapable of doing so.
best of luck.