Top things not to say during sex

[Chiara2003]

True story
One time when I was in Vegas I was approached by a prostitute. They hang around casino bars. I tried to let her down nicely by saying I didn't have cash. She saw my poker chips and said she takes chips.
lol

That is cash…. Anybody can change them in….. the do in France… take Casino chips?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I’ll take some tickets please??

*rips pocket trying to grab tickets as fast as possible*

here you go
lol

 

[Cheekymonkey2021]

Can I pay you in gas money?

 

[Duramax96]

True story
One time when I was in Vegas I was approached by a prostitute. They hang around casino bars. I tried to let her down nicely by saying I didn't have cash. She saw my poker chips and said she takes chips.
lol

I would have handed her some Dorritos, smiled and told to have a nice evening

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I would have handed her some Dorritos, smiled and told to have a nice evening

Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?
lol

 

[Duramax96]

Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?
lol

Good question.....

If they made them, I would have given her Spicy Habenero.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Good question.....

If they made them, I would have given her Spicy Habenero.

Lol, ruin her whole night

 

[Duramax96]

Lol, ruin her whole night

that what she get for lurking round the casino preying on those who made honest winnings.

 

[BlueCoyote]

“It’s gonna get bigger, right?”

 

[Duramax96]

Did I fall asleep while you were on top?

 

[Duramax96]

Did you make Tuna sandwiches, or is that you? WOW!

 

[PonyLove]

he or she pauses in sex to answer the cell as it rings

 

[Knotty95]

he or she pauses in sex to answer the cell as it rings

I disagree. It can be hot to have sex whilst on the phone.

 

[PonyLove]

I disagree. It can be hot to have sex whilst on the phone.

Maybe its phone sex??

 

[Duramax96]

I disagree. It can be hot to have sex whilst on the phone.

That's actuallyt happened to me. Was her man asking who she was out fuckin'

When I heard the shouting voice through the earpiece, I was like..... SHIT!

 

[Cajlatsa]

I support OCE!

 

[Cheekymonkey2021]

Hold on...I'm getting my STD results right now?

 

[PonyLove]

That's actuallyt happened to me. Was her man asking who she was out fuckin'

When I heard the shouting voice through the earpiece, I was like..... SHIT!

That makes me think of a joke.

Q: What type of disease does one get when having phone sex??

A:............................

 

[Duramax96]

That makes me think of a joke.

Q: What type of disease does one get when having phone sex??

A:............................

Busy signal bumps

 

[bee18]

I voted blanco.do you mind?

 

[Kristy]

True story
One time when I was in Vegas I was approached by a prostitute. They hang around casino bars. I tried to let her down nicely by saying I didn't have cash. She saw my poker chips and said she takes chips.
lol

So, fess up and tell us what you got from her for your chips, Bigshot.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

So, fess up and tell us what you got from her for your chips, Bigshot.

I didn't give her my chips, but I got gonorrhea just from talking to her.........
no offense to sex workers, just realizing this isn't the dumpster fire lol

 

[Cheekymonkey2021]

While your down there can you clip my toe nails?

 

[Duramax96]

Are you on your period or is the dog in heat?

 

[PonyLove]

I didn't give her my chips, but I got gonorrhea just from talking to her.........
no offense to sex workers, just realizing this isn't the dumpster fire lol

I would have told her, well you look like a nice lady but I prefer ponies.

 

[Cheekymonkey2021]

Why do you call my dogs name as you orgasm?

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Oh hi mom!

 

[bee18]

Oh, fuck off !

 

[Chiara2003]

I’m glad I had the “operation”…?

 

[Duramax96]

Me blindfolded

Is that a fursuit you’re wearing or the dog?