This is so good Tina, Oh no I mean Laura
Top things not to say during sex
- Thread starter CK4957 STD
- Start date
What do you want for dinner tomorrow.
I forgot to mention, I had sex with your mum earlier, I hope you dont mind.
I was told you are better than this.
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bee18
Guest
Is this how they do it in your country
Your sex face makes you more like your mum,
Oh you bet get get a test done for an STD tomorrow.
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bee18
Guest
Will you turn off the lights when you're done
Can you tell me how to get home from here
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bee18
Guest
light a cigarette for me please
Have you seen my mate, and there is a lot of noise up there.
Did anyone tell you, your pussy stinks.
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ewww… what U eat ?
Do you mind if I try and go to sleep, while you carry on.
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I’m pregnant ?
Followed by, but I dont know who the dad is.
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I voted 4biden…..
Or Canada….
I voted 4 Trudeau ?
Or Canada….
I voted 4 Trudeau ?
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bee18
Guest
Did you just fart?
Better make sure it wasn’t a queef. ??
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I don’t take American Express ?
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Do you take food stamps?
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
American thing right?
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yea.
It's like tickets for food items for grocery shopping
Cheekymonkey2021
Tourist
Do you accept casino chips?
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
True story
One time when I was in Vegas I was approached by a prostitute. They hang around casino bars. I tried to let her down nicely by saying I didn't have cash. She saw my poker chips and said she takes chips.
lol
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I’ll take some tickets please??