Top things not to say during sex

[Steven Raccoon]

Hey! I said all the way up to your elbow!

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

Ding dong, may I come in?

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

Sooo, what's for dinner?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Congratulations you are our 100th customer!

 

[Knot4U]

Do you smell that ?

 

[TheLox]

" is it in?"

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You are much bigger than your brother

 

[TheLox]

"Are you almost done"?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

sigh.....i wonder if i can still catch the end of Wheel of Fortune

 

[Chiara2003]

Is it in??

 

[Chiara2003]

I actually have thought… i need to get my nails done tomorrow…what colour should I get… and said it!!??‍

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I actually have thought… i need to get my nails done tomorrow…what colour should I get… and said it!!??‍

Wow. I bet he felt awesome lol. What color btw, just trying to set the scene

 

[Chiara2003]

Wow. I bet he felt awesome lol. What color btw, just trying to set the scene

He was like … huh… u really think that… he wanted clear.. btw

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

HAAA, you are wonderful lol

 

[Chiara2003]

HAAA, you are wonderful lol

Not really… but u can tell me?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Always will

 

[lanenasexy]

Ooh.. That could be a problem.. ???

i love that kind of pregnancy risk

 

[Harry90]

Can we do it again ?

 

[funminx]

In doggy style book on bed, don’t rock me so much i am trying to read!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Hopefully this fixes my constipation.

 

[Jasonsexx]

There went the condom

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Now turn around, my turn

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why do I always have to dress up like your grandma?

 

[Rusty Trombone]

"Umm.....are you gonna eat that"? ?

 

[MrsShemon]

You are becoming slow, jeez your father fucks better than you.

 

[funminx]

Come back when you learn how to make a woman cum.

 

[Sofia]

Are we done yet?

 

[funminx]

Your quicker than the egg timer.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why is it so blue and patchy?

 

[thatgboi2000s]

You’re better than my uncle!