Top things not to say during sex

[oldgoat75]

yyaaaawwwwwnnnn

 

[Knight’n Game]

“Best. Family. Reunion. Ever!”

 

[Pillar]

Jesus Christ you're appalling.

 

[Michioliphant]

Yeah! Wake up! Oh. Wow. Your not asleep. People breath sleeping.

 

[saddlebum66]

Are you from Baltimore, Dear? You move like a sack of Cement

 

[oldgoat75]

Shit,,,douche next time

 

[Camously]

(in a casual voice) It's been ten minutes you almost done?

 

[Farmhand640]

White, definitely white - as you stare at the ceiling.

 

[k9pat]

The condom fits me big....

 

[oldgoat75]

you really are not worth the effort

 

[swampy]

Dam I thought that was a condom I had on , sorry it was my tube sock.

 

[Duramax96]

Woman - Babe, I know I said we were going to have sex in the barn, but what the FCK are you doing with the mare?

Man - sorry honey, I was seduced by the dark side of the horse.

 

[Jalatino]

Your family must have good pussy. Yours is so soft and moist like your sisters.

 

[MikeKarlsruhe]

First!

 

[MikeKarlsruhe]

I am first!

 

[bee18]

That's it, your time is up

 

[Jalatino]

That's it, your time is up

I guess you started to lose feelings in your legs. It will come back shortly

 

[Darksheath]

So about my mother staying over for the week..

 

[Jalatino]

So about my mother staying over for the week..

I know the response. Just make sure she is okay with sleeping in the same bed with you because you wont be laying in same bed with me if she does

 

[bee18]

I know the response. Just make sure she is okay with sleeping in the same bed with you because you wont be laying in same bed with me if she does

like always, you go way out of topic

 

[Jalatino]

like always, you go way out of topic

I was responding because it was funny. They didn't say you cant not reply to a statement.

 

[Jalatino]

After we finish I need you to cook me something to eat

 

[Darksheath]

I know the response. Just make sure she is okay with sleeping in the same bed with you because you wont be laying in same bed with me if she does

That turned me off just as much

 

[saddlebum66]

You boys want to get a room of your own

 

[underthesheets]

are you in yet?

 

[Michioliphant]

My god! Are there entries inside these folds?

 

[Pillar]

That's it, your time is up

So, why can't we have a little more...

 

[KennelDad]

It's me or the dog, chose!

 

[oldgoat75]

What was your name again

 

[Hirndille]

I need to fart