Top things not to say during sex

[Jalatino]

you wish...

It's only natural. Next time I will have water so you can hydrate.

 

[k9pat]

Maybe I used too much lube.....

 

[Jalatino]

Maybe I used too much lube.....

Is that flavored lube? I will clean it up.

 

[bee18]

Is that flavored lube? I will clean it up.

You make a mess of everything

 

[Jalatino]

You make a mess of everything

Don't worry I will clean up my mess. ?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I'd like HIS foreskin made into a remembrance ring, you can do that right?

 

[bee18]

Shall I invite your wife next time?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

your ass is so huge yer making my cock look tiny.

 

[Jalatino]

Why is it so wide? Hold let me get a rope and see what's down there

 

[Duramax96]

Next time I’ll tie a board on my ass so I don’t fall in

 

[Jalatino]

I have to hurry this up so I can take care of my side piece

 

[bee18]

Hurry up, my other lover will be here in ten minutes

 

[k9pat]

Do you know how to do it....?

 

[Pillar]

Hurry up, my other lover will be here in ten minutes

Why can't she join?

 

[Zebby]

I always thought you were a fake.

 

[bee18]

Never thought you could get him up....

 

[Zebby]

When there's a knot there's an ass. Bottoms up.

 

[Furf2b2b]

arf ? do you need a CRANE to get that UP ?

 

[Furf2b2b]

you fart to much

 

[Jalatino]

your pussy feels tighter than my ex and you moan way better than my ex.... my ex would just lay there but you are way more active than my ex.

 

[Jalatino]

you have a but like your mothers

 

[Furf2b2b]

GGRRR , YOU have TICK'S 's down there!!!

 

[bee18]

Slow down or is your taxi waiting?

 

[Jalatino]

Oh I just remembered I forgot to tell you I have an std

 

[Steven Raccoon]

I have a tiny penis and you won't feel a damn thing.

 

[Dumpert1990]

are you in yet? (respond) i dont know..

 

[oldgoat75]

yyaaaawwwwwnnnn

 

[Knight’n Game]

“Best. Family. Reunion. Ever!”

 

[Pillar]

Jesus Christ you're appalling.

 

[Michioliphant]

Yeah! Wake up! Oh. Wow. Your not asleep. People breath sleeping.