Terrible Puns and Dad Jokes

[Labraflyerdor]

 

[Chiara2003]

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That goood!!!???

 

[Labraflyerdor]

That goood!!!???

I can't take full credit, it was sent to me by a friend

 

[Taopony]

 

[MrsShemon]

 

[saddlebum66]

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Hmm...I called my sealpoint "Pu tse"

 

[Taopony]

"I shower periodically"

 

[BentoBox69]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.....

then it dawned on me

 

[Taopony]

 

[Labraguy5]

 

[Chiara2003]

 

[saddlebum66]

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Punctuation....not just for scholars anymore.

 

[Taopony]

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff.

 

[SxaBeast]

An example of corny beef.

 

[BruceD77]

why dont bicycles stand up by themselves?

because theyre two tired.

 

[saddlebum66]

Stop, stop! You're killing me!....No, seriously....if these "Jokes" get any worse, there's gonna be Fatalities!

 

[MrsShemon]

 

[Zooprepper51]

A woman heard that milk is good for the complexion, so she told the milk man she wanted him to fill her bathtub with milk. He said "Do you want it pasteurized?"

She said "No, just up to my tits is fine."

 

[Combat Wombat]

I recently got a step ladder

It hurts not being able to see my real ladder anymore

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

How do you make a pool table giggle?
Tickle the balls

 

[Combat Wombat]

How do you make a pool table giggle?
Tickle the balls

?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

What did the leper say to the sex worker?
"Keep the tip"

 

[RandomNameGenerated]

My recliner and I go way back

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I switched the N and M keys on all the keyboards in the office. Some people might call me a Monster while others would call me a Nomster.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

My recliner and I go way back.

Me and my recliner go way back

My recliner and I go way back

?... Lol

 

[MrsShemon]

 

[RandomNameGenerated]

?... Lol

Oops.

 

[RandomNameGenerated]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING!

 

[felinedyke]

I would make a cannibalism joke but I'm worried I might end up putting my foot in my mouth


... Yeah you're right. I'll bite my tongue on that one.