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Why did the turtle cross the road?Please post your worst, cringworthy, and/or groan-worthy puns and dad jokes.
I'll start:
Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?
A: When it becomes apparent.
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Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A: "Dam."
That's almost as bad as overhearing an abortion clinic doctor say, "I kid you not".Happy Times Abortion Clinic: We Bring Out The Kid In You