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3 men walk ino a bar, you'd think they would have seen it!
That reminds me of this oneIf you have to tell a secret and you're only options are to tell it to a clock, a candle, or milk jug.
Never tell the clock...
Because only time will tell.
Don't trust elevators, there's a good chance they'll let you down!That reminds me of this one
I don't trust stairs. They are always up to something
Same with trees. They're shady.Don't trust elevators, there's a good chance they'll let you down!
I don't trust mimes either. They do unspeakable things!Same with trees. They're shady.
No they aren't. They're like corduroy pillows. They are making headlinesI don't trust mimes either. They do unspeakable things!
These puns are getting painful!
what's another name for the cleavage between two large breasts?Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A: "Dam."
1) Q) What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
1)A) DAM!
I watched a fish slam face first into an underwater wall.
Dam.