temptation of the day

[VadiaNoCio]

Good morning, I just got back from the gym and during the whole journey back home a stray dog followed me right by my side, I live in an apartment and unfortunately I can't take care of him but all I want now is to let him in at home, get down on all fours and see if he's into it as much as I am.

what should I do?

 

[pes]

what should I do?

1. Take the dog.
2. Feed the dog.
3. Take the dog to a vet.
4. Pay for vaccination and checkup.
5. Keep the dog temporarily until you find the original owners.
6. If they turn out to be morons or nonexistent, then consider surrendering the dog to a shelter or finding someone who wants a dog on your own.
5a. Persuade your apartment owner so you can keep the dog.
7. Do not fuck the dog until it is your dog.

In any other circumstances in which the dog does not stay with you, he should not be trying to have sex with his future owners who are not you. So do not fuck the dog.

If you decide not to follow anything what I wrote, keep in mind that it is a stray dog with unknown medical history.
So enjoy the thrill of catching a potential transmittable disease.