Damn, edited it once already, and STILL forgot to say I'd have jumped her bones if she'd offered - she was definitely a hottie on my scale. It's just I thought her horse was even hotter.
A story about gorgeous females :
Way out in the country side was two big farms about a mile and a half apart.
On one lived this Old man who had a gorgeous daughter, but her father, strict
as he was, never allowed her out much.
On the other farm lived a young man about her same age, and they started
trying to get together, but her dad wouldn't hear of it. They got together a few
times when they could, but only long enough to talk a minute and hold hands or kiss.
Well one day, the young man decided he would get enough nerve to go ask for her
hand to steady date her.
He walked the distance, up to the door, knocked and the old man answered.
"What da hell you want?" the old man said.
"I come for your daughters hand as my steady." said the young fella.
"Hmmmm", the old man sneered. "What makes you think yer good 'nough for her?"
The young fella thought for a bit... "I'm strong and can protect her because I ain't
'fraid of much, I'm faithful,..."
"HA, faithful my ass, all you young fellers want is one thing and I'll prove it... Got
balls and ain't afraid eh?...Ya see that mare in that field?... You get that bail of hay
and go over and plug that mare and you can MARRY my Charolette."
This gal was beautiful beyond anything and to marry her would be alot better than
dating her, the young man thought, and thought,... and thought,... and....
Off he went, got a bail, over the fence, and in about fifteen minutes was up and in her
havin at it.
When he got back, nearly out of breath from the runnin, he said "Ok, done it."
"You call fifteen minutes of crap and five minutes screwin done it?... do it right, get a nut."
The young man ran back and over the fence, up the field, and took 20 minutes, all on the
mare this time and got off too.
He got back, out of breath and spent. The old man was laughin his fool head off and said
"Man your crazy, but you got balls... Charo..le..."
Just as he started to holler for Charolette to come down the boy said
"Shhhhh, no need to
call her....I want the mare."
He he