Shit Super Power

[Ted Danson Machine]

Idea for the game is simple

What super power does the person above you have?

Obviously since this is supposed to be fun and entertaining, the worse the super power the better


(examples- head removal, razor sharp toenails, etc.)

 

[dartel]

Spits projectile hotdog water.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Papercut immunity

 

[dartel]

Papercut immunity

Then it must be faulty, in my line of work I get those all the time.


Taco Sense: can detect tacos in a 5 mile radius.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Taco Sense: can detect tacos in a 5 mile radius.

That would actually be amazing lol


Pudding hair: Can turn hair into pudding at will

 

[Taopony]

The power to see through open doors

 

[Taopony]

The power to write with your feet

 

[son1911]

Taste buds that make everything taste like chicken.

 

[TashaZapata]

Oh Jesus...

Power is farts smells like lavender (or something nice) but it's always really loud and obnoxious

 

[Valkiria]

Rocky_Dp can shoot a pee jet 15 meters. ?️

 

[dartel]

The power to hyphenate any word.

 

[YanchaOkami]

The ability to unleash a high-pressure stream of diarrhea any time, almost any amount to even fly around and fulfill incredible (for humans) tasks, like in this video:

Durchfallmann 1 - Das Original

DFM T-Shi(r)ts:https://shop.spreadshirt.de/durchfallmann/2. Folge DFM: http://youtu.be/YDRu9Dv1OVo 3. Folge DFM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dndYSsGTZ1UF...

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It is true to the title of this thread a "shit super power".

Unfortunately not all of you will understand the language spoken, as it is half the fun.
("Durchfallmann" means "diarrhea man" in English, by the way.)

 

[blackstallion93]

The super power to fly but only an inch off the ground and slower than an a average humans walk

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

The power to remember with clarity every radio station's channel number in every city visited

 

[YanchaOkami]

The ability to boop each type of snoot and muzzle carefully and with elegance, while the animals are always highly interested and happy for this encouraging activity.

Unfortunately the side effect is that acute short term amnesia happens right after the boop was completed, as such it is only memorized by the animal counterpart and not the booping person. ?‍

 

[Stash]

ability to express own anal glands online

 

[YanchaOkami]

The ability to summon exactly one big hot bowl of ramen anywhere out of thin air.
The side effect is unfortunately, that the noodles have been prepared without additionally spice in the dishwater of the daily dishwashing process of a large international companies kitchen. ?‍

But at least it's free in choice of al dente or soft boiling time.

 

[friendlyneighborxxx]

The ability to chug molasses 5% faster than anyone on earth

 

[Stash]

ability to look casual while doing anything

 

[MrsShemon]

Darkvision that only work during daytime.

 

[YanchaOkami]

Ability to use X-ray vision by emitting gamma rays, but only directed on lead / wolfram metal sheets of at least ten centimeters in thickness. ?‍

 

[MrsShemon]

Able to speak all languages but both mute and deaf (no offense)

 

[beastshe22]

Hey eyes are as powerful as the sun, so anything she looks at just burns up from the heat

 

[Stash]

ability to try to pay using an invalid credit card

 

[YanchaOkami]

Ability to add big censorship bars to every nude activity seen or participated in and media consumed.
Always active, no way to disable it. ?‍

 

[Stash]

Ability to add big censorship bars to every nude activity seen or participated in and media consumed.
Always active, no way to disable it. ?‍

i really like this one <3

 

[beastshe22]

The ability to turn fingers into penises and penises into fingers

 

[Taopony]

Ability to add big censorship bars to every nude activity seen or participated in and media consumed.
Always active, no way to disable it. ?‍

That's just cruel

Edit: The power to see into the past

 

[Klone619]

Ability to lick his ass

 

[SxaBeast]

Conjure fire from the tip of your penis, like a little cigarette lighter.

Haaawt