scariest thing you had during sex with a dog

[megmeg500]

My foster brother and three of his friends walking in.

And...?

 

[bigboltbignuts]

Forgot that my smoking hot insurance adjuster was coming over to inspect water damage and I was tied with my Danes knot under the picture window as she passed - luckily the knot was just swelling down as I had to rip it out , put pants on and put him in the basement. That was a close one!! Didn’t really hurt that much tho. Did have him pull out unexpectedly one that before that at full swell and OUCH!

 

[all_redhead]

Someone walking by the window while I was sucking his cock.
Fortunately they didn't look in

You’re hot, wish I caught that I’d probably knock on your door pretending to be lost and make sure my raging boner was bulging very conspicuously

 

[all_redhead]

My foster brother and three of his friends walking in.

Did they freak out or try to join?

 

[all_redhead]

The time my buddy’s dog was deep inside me and I looked over my shoulder to see my friend looking in the window at me.

Sounds like a hot porn scene

 

[Opened minded]

Sounds like a hot porn scene

Lol. I was terrified at the time. I didn’t know what to do. I was so afraid he would tell everyone.

 

[GAThrawn]

I'd just moved away to college and had my first apartment. I had gotten a pitbull puppy. We were playing the licking game...He got excited and nipped my dick in his excitement while licking. There was blood. I almost fainted. It's pretty hard to get a hard dick to stop bleeding. Just typing about it now makes me feel queasy. It was this occurrence where I lost ALL sexual interest in the human dick-to-dog mouth. I went to the doctor...the doctor was fantastic about it.

I realized a few things from this experience.
• A puppy should not engage in sexual contact. They are too young to impose the required behavior of calmness.
• I should have taken more time learning about interacting with animals.
• Because I was honest with my doctor, I had to get a tetanus shot...

I need to know how things went with the doctor...was he disgusted or did you spin it so that he wouldn't think you're into zoo? Did he laugh? Why tetanus though...that is usually stuff like rusty nails. I'd have thought it'd be a rabies shot.

 

[KennelSlut]

Having a dog instead of mounting try to claw my back like he was trying to dig a hole. Was quite scary considering the dog was much larger than me.

 

[SpiralScented]

Almost being caught multiple times. My husband coming home and our lab yanking out a fully swelled knot to see him

So you were cheating on your husband?

 

[O Q]

Almost being caught multiple times. My husband coming home and our lab yanking out a fully swelled knot to see him

Such a waste of a good fuck ...

 

[Roxank9]

Getting hold at my neck by him

I rather like that

 

[AndersSwe]

I mean, I was 15 years old, weighed 79 pounds and was terrified of sex. I'd never had a dick inside me and it f'ng HURT.

What breed was it?did you plan for the sex or?

 

[kerijane]

What breed was it?did you plan for the sex or?

I'm not sure, big and smooth-coated, black and brown/red, heavy and muscular, but I'm certain not purebred. No, it wasn't planned.

 

[LaneZ]

In the initial days of me getting knotted my wife always used to be around. Once my wife was not at home and while having sex our dog knotted me . I tried my best to calm down but the dog got uncomfortable and he was going crazy. It was really a very big scary situation for me.

 

[Dominus Aquensis]

I mean, I was 15 years old, weighed 79 pounds and was terrified of sex. I'd never had a dick inside me and it f'ng HURT.

And what about the four guys that caught u? @kerijane

 

[kerijane]

And what about the four guys that caught u? @kerijane

I'm sorry. Stupid girl here. What about them?

 

[Dominus Aquensis]

I'm sorry. Stupid girl here. What about them?

Sri, what did they when they caught u in the act with your furry lover?

 

[GoodBoy40]

I was 15 yo having sex with my father's cuisine dog on the farm .. while they start yelling and searching after me .. and I was in the shed with the dog.

 

[Mr.Beastly]

Actually, the sex was brutal. I was humiliated beyond belief and the thought of getting kicked out of another house was horrifying.

That's crazy. If you're down i'd like to know the whole story

 

[Pinpoint]

Getting hold at my neck by him

My boy used to do that

 

[kerijane]

Sri, what did they when they caught u in the act with your furry lover?

That's crazy. If you're down i'd like to know the whole story

PM?

 

[Dominus Aquensis]

PM?

OK

 

[violaowner]

A while ago, but a partner got a small knick on her vulva as a result of some aggressive prodding. She's a big squirter, and with all the fluid leaking out the small amount of blood looked massively worse than it was. It was definitely a moment of panic, but no major issues once we figured it all out.

 

[SxaBeast]

My dog identifies as an Apache Helicopter ?! ? Nah, both of my dogs are female.

Thats a good story actually

 

[violaowner]

Yes, the tip of a doggie dick can B on the sharp side... depending on the dog, of course.

I think it caught something, more than cut. Not too much difference, I suppose. I'd like to say lesson learned, issue fixed -- but the reality is we're probably just less likely to panic if it happens again.

 

[SxaBeast]

My dog identifies as an Apache Helicopter ?! ? Nah, both of my dogs are female.

Good story on that, the hugo nominated sf short "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" isabel fall.

A sci-fi writer got meta about gender. The internet responded by ruining her life.

Isabel Fall’s sci-fi story "I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter" drew the ire of the internet. A year later, she’s still picking through the wreckage.

www.vox.com

 

[FemmyKatBoy]

I think it caught something, more than cut. Not too much difference, I suppose. I'd like to say lesson learned, issue fixed -- but the reality is we're probably just less likely to panic if it happens again.

honestly i have so much trouble with the initial penetration. my shepherd is so sharp and he thrusts like a jack rabbit at the beginning the pain when he misses, and he misses often, is horrendous... its almost turning me off continuing with him... i wish he thrusted slower than he does... i almost need an extra set of hands to help me. Hes the only doggo that I've had issues with

 

[violaowner]

honestly i have so much trouble with the initial penetration. my shepherd is so sharp and he thrusts like a jack rabbit at the beginning the pain when he misses, and he misses often, is horrendous... its almost turning me off continuing with him... i wish he thrusted slower than he does... i almost need an extra set of hands to help me. Hes the only doggo that I've had issues with

I'm sorry to hear that. Excitable is fun, but there's a downside. We haven't had any further issues, but I do worry. We do have an extra set of hands, thankfully...

 

[jacobainsworth257]

I mean, I was 15 years old, weighed 79 pounds and was terrified of sex. I'd never had a dick inside me and it f'ng HURT.

Im so sorry that happened, though im also curious, what happened after? were you turned off by the idea?

 

[AtomicCookie]

My partner has walked in on me multiple times... and joined a few also lol.

A long time ago my Dad knocked on my bedroom door to see if I was ok. I was knotted. Guess you could say I was knot OK. I shouted at him and he went away without trying to open my locked door.

Once got knotted, finished, cleaned up, put my shorts back on and started walking and ran into a random hiker on a highly secluded trail. The first and only time I have ever bumped into anyone hiking it. If they were there 10 minutes earlier uh oh.

Older brother got home early one night and parked in the barn. I was in the corner behind some hay bails tied to our giant Anatolian guard dog like 30 feet from his truck. I'm fairly certain he was drunk which is why he didn't look around for Digger who usually greeted everyone with his presence.