Post your Sweet Little Lies

[DLMEM202]

Zeb is always boasting about his 11inch dick

If only it was that small.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

??????

 

[Erja]

My left hand is my best friens

 

[K9funfan]

I am @Erja ‘s “left hand girl”.

 

[Erja]

I had a song written special for @K9funfan

 

[George Mally]

I don’t like porn

 

[DLMEM202]

I pee in the bidet

 

[mares4me]

I found the end of a rainbow and struck it rich

 

[DLMEM202]

Good sex is over rated.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I think Bruce Springsteen is overrated.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m not moist at the moment

 

[Knotbich]

i'm not curious about the fact that you are not moist

 

[K9funfan]

There is nothing attractive to me about orgasm accompanied by ejaculation.

 

[vagueslut]

My parents never found out I was a furry

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m not alternating between Zooville and a kinky dating site

 

[K9funfan]

I’m not alternating between Zooville and a kinky dating site

And not masturbating

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I know how to split screen an I pad

 

[K9funfan]

I could show you.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m having lots of luck ?

 

[vagueslut]

I'm not doing fun and games to farm reputation

 

[mares4me]

I'm not jealous of @K9funfan's post count

 

[K9funfan]

I'm not jealous of @K9funfan's post count

I din’t understand what is the deal with post count?

 

[mares4me]

I din’t understand what is the deal with post count?

Nothing, I'm just joking ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I know everything about the trophy’s

 

[K9funfan]

The dating site sent Polly to bed early.

 

[mares4me]

I'm not hard right now

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I'm underfed.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

My dating site doesn’t have any timewasters

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I didn't throw up after eating 9,000,000 scoville hot sauce (Mad Dog)

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

The dating site sent Polly to bed early.

Nah I woke the dog up for a shag ?