Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve been abducted by aliens and rejected for sexual experiments

 

[Knotbich]

i was one of the alien its real

 

[K9funfan]

the anal probe was the worst part of being abducted by aliens

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

It’s funny how I don’t get abducted after drinking large amounts of gin

 

[K9funfan]

role-playing the abduction of an inebriated woman by a Dominant near-lesbian holds no interest in my imaginings.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Some people have no imagination

 

[Knotbich]

in cant imagine any role play scenario

 

[K9funfan]

A good imagination, like a sharp mind, are total turn-offs and not worth a person's time.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m not very good at planning role play scenes

 

[K9funfan]

I could never be believable as any role play character. My lack of personal investment in such a thing keeps it all mild.

 

[Bluephoenyx]

I'm not loving my actualy profile picture </3

 

[mares4me]

I don't like nature

 

[DLMEM202]

No sex today.

 

[ldb0475]

I only have sex with a bitch after we develop a deep and meaningful relationship.

 

[mares4me]

I'm totally not obsessed with mares

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m fed up with the constant sex

 

[Knotbich]

i'm sure that you say the truth

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I never tell the truth

 

[mares4me]

I always lie

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I never talk dirty during sex ?

 

[Espedus]

I do not like zoo porn

 

[mares4me]

I don't like masturbation

 

[K9funfan]

There is nothing enjoyable about anal sex.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I love having my dog in my bum

 

[DLMEM202]

Sex is boring.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m very quiet during sex

 

[DLMEM202]

@Wasbitchpolly gave me tinnitus

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Zeb never wears earplugs

 

[DLMEM202]

@Wasbitchpolly has so many scratches I fell asleep counting them.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Zeb is always boasting about his 11inch dick