Post your Sweet Little Lies

[DLMEM202]

I still have to blow things up.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I don’t like extra salty black licorice bites (Djunglvrål)

 

[mares4me]

I don't like jelly beans

 

[Puhp]

I am terribly disappointed it's Friday

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I get along with children.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I don’t think video games are boring to hell.

 

[mares4me]

I never look at zoo porn. What does a mare's pussy even look like?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I love looking at zoo porn

 

[Erja]

Im glad there are only sane people on here

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t want to have sex today

 

[Erja]

I don’t want to have sex today

You re a true nun

 

[CK4957 STD]

My name begins with "couch" and ends with "potato"

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m very submissive

 

[Puhp]

Pizza sounds like a terrible idea

 

[ascendtoaccept]

i hate pineapple on pizza

 

[goldenboy]

i love pineapple on pizza

 

[K9funfan]

I hate pizza of any kind.

 

[mares4me]

I'm an innocent angel ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m not deleting my account

 

[K9funfan]

Deleting your account would be a terrible idea. Fresh starts suck.

 

[KnottygirlSD]

I find zoophilia completely repulsive.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have my head in the clouds

 

[Erja]

I have to pee

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t like sucking my dog

 

[Erja]

Ik like sucking your dog

 

[CK4957 STD]

The fox has a lot of different vocalizations, including a mating song that sounds like a mix of a camera's motor drive,
a car alarm, and a chainsaw....

 

[K9funfan]

Being my dog’s bitch is terrible.

 

[CK4957 STD]

I always have five condoms and lube in my bag

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I hardly ever run out of batteries

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve had sex three times today