Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m freezing

 

[Breedinghorse]

i trip over me penis while running down the stairs

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have amazingly strong vaginal muscles

 

[K9funfan]

I’m worn out and can’t go any more.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I didn’t have sex fri and sat night

 

[Knotbich]

i was there to confirm

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

You came too quickly

 

[Knotbich]

its perfectly true

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I didn’t bring my dolphin lover to an orgasm today.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I can really recommend my cosmetic surgeon

 

[CK4957 STD]

I always try to be the worst at what I do....

 

[OpelManiac]

I can really recommend my cosmetic surgeon
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Rock hard now

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m multilingual

 

[mares4me]

I speak Spanish fluently

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I can run a hundred metres in 10.5 seconds

 

[Erja]

I want boobs too, love to play with them

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I never play with mine

 

[Erja]

I believe everything you say

 

[Erja]

I didnt get horny watching your pictures in the thread skirt and legs

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I love it when people say guitar is "too old fashioned and should never be in music in the 21st century".

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

What’s a guitar

 

[OpelManiac]

I cant play a ukulele and really, its inferior to a guitar in any way imaginable

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I once played for the queen.....errr
I once played with myself in front of a queen

 

[CK4957 STD]

In some sense...I am the one at work who decides who lives or dies

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

In some sense...I’d like to decide who lives or dies

 

[K9funfan]

My nipples never get erect in the cool Fall morning breeze.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Mine are erect none of the time

 

[K9funfan]

It would be a horrible sight if they were.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Someday anti zoo laws will disappear in a puff of smoke

 

[K9funfan]

The judicial system always makes perfect sense.