Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Bigpaws_Bear]

my only fuckbuddy, has no brains, no pulse, and sits curled up in a dark dresser drawer.

 

[Zebby]

I have no fine art

 

[420Fatty]

I'm very happy with the way things are going.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I'm very happy with the way things are going.

Da' Burr just snickers a bit...

 

[Zebby]

I'm not in the office today.

 

[DaviniaVel]

I like hot chocolate

 

[420Fatty]

I'm gonna party hard with all my friends and family for my birthday!

 

[Pillar]

I know how to party.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'm sexy and I know it.

 

[420Fatty]

Woo! Feeling pretty optimistic about the future!

 

[V4rmint]

I'm sober.

 

[ellierose]

I have never done anything taboo

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

southern states humidity doesn't bother me.

 

[DaviniaVel]

Spain has a the best politicians in the world

 

[Zebby]

I've never met a Spanish submissive.

 

[DaviniaVel]

I would pay to go to work right now

 

[Zebby]

I wouldn't let my boy mount Davinia.

 

[DaviniaVel]

I would, quite frankly, hate to be mounted by any dog.

 

[Zebby]

I cannot imagine Davinia having the pleasure of any dog

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[DaviniaVel]

I find the concept of chatting online to people wiht the same interests as me quite repulsive

 

[Zebby]

I think talking about shared experiences most unnerving.

 

[DaviniaVel]

My idea of fun is going to a monastery and becoming a nun.

 

[Zebby]

A monastery without a nun must be very exciting.

 

[DaviniaVel]

The catacombs in France sound like a boring place to visit

 

[ascendtoaccept]

I have never done anything illegal

 

[Zebby]

I believe ascendtoaccept

 

[DaviniaVel]

I've been so excited about life lately.

 

[Zebby]

I was thrilled by a no show yesterday.

 

[DaviniaVel]

I've never had desperate guys message me

 

[Zebby]

I understand women