Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Zebby]

I understand women

 

[DaviniaVel]

I've once sold my hair

 

[Zebby]

I sniff my long hair.

 

[DaviniaVel]

I once bought a dildo thinking it was a toothbrush

 

[Zebby]

I brought a friend to orgasm by using an electric toothbrush while cleaning my teeth.

 

[DaviniaVel]

I sold my fingernails for money once.

 

[V4rmint]

I live with no regrets.

 

[420Fatty]

"Indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all!"

 

[Zebby]

I don't have any lesbian friends.

 

[DogLover09]

I tell my friends ive never had a gf because im socially awkward but in reality its because im attracted to golden retrievers

 

[Sedirae]

I'm so happy to work at my current place

 

[DogSweden]

I fucked my bitch when I answered the phone I said I was out and running

 

[oldgoat75]

I have never lain with man or dog

 

[kinkysara]

I would never make love to another woman

 

[Knottytop88]

I have never gotten a hard on

 

[Reconscope]

I dont understand this thread is it to post the opposite of what you mean?

 

[ZooDonna]

I’ve never put on a sex show for money.

 

[KnottyLittle]

I haven’t been edging all day

 

[Pillar]

I dont understand this thread is it to post the opposite of what you mean?

That's exactly the point of this thread.


I have never started at cleavage before, I'm sexually pure. ?

 

[Reconscope]

Alright then i have never slept with anyone.

 

[Pillar]

Alright then i have never slept with anyone.

I doubly never slept with anyone! I'm a *much* better human than you are! ?

 

[Reconscope]

I doubly never slept with anyone! I'm a *much* better human than you are! ?

So very much so

 

[Pillar]

I am the perfect human being who totally has no flaws and is never wrong in any assumption.

 

[Sedirae]

it was SUCH a good idea to volunteer for weekend service

 

[Pillar]

it was SUCH a good idea to volunteer for weekend service

Working for free to make someone else rich is such an AWESOME idea!

 

[Sedirae]

(I'm actually getting extra pay, it's just stupid work and boring as hell)

It's always a good idea to stay awake until 2 AM when you have to get up at 06:30 AM at the LATEST

 

[Pillar]

I never need to sleep.

 

[oldgoat75]

I am NOT a gay old goat

 

[Labraguy5]

I have never stolen hand fulls of Ikea pencils

 

[oldgoat75]

I have never stolen hand fulls of Ikea pencils

how do you assemble them ??