Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Painted Pony]

By the time Rommel had pushed us to Kasserine Pass, our horses and donkeys had given up. There was no one left to have sex with but the camels. It was dreadful. Then the Americans arrived with some mules, and we made do. It was how things were done in my day.

 

[4mounting]

I'm a morning person!

 

[dogfuck1900]

I can't stop thinking about getting pegged by some hot chick?

 

[Pillar]

I can't stop thinking about getting pegged by some hot chick?

You sure it's pegging? ?

 

[420Fatty]

I'm an amazing person.

 

[dogfuck1900]

You sure it's pegging? ?

Yes with a strapon lol

 

[Pillar]

Yes with a strapon lol

I see. xD

 

[dogfuck1900]

I see. xD

Don't you like getting screwed by a hot chick ? ?
Even if you are a straight getting fucked in the ass by a woman won't make you gay ?

 

[Pillar]

Don't you like getting screwed by a hot chick ? ?
Even if you are a straight getting fucked in the ass by a woman won't make you gay ?

It depends... Getting rimmed is one thing, but going elbow deep is definitely not my style or my thing.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Don't you like getting screwed by a hot chick ? ?
Even if you are a straight getting fucked in the ass by a woman won't make you gay ?

Oh, hey.. I've been screwed by lots of hot chicks. this is why I no longer have a bank account.

 

[dogfuck1900]

Oh, hey.. I've been screwed by lots of hot chicks. this is why I no longer have a bank account.

Yes spending money on all those whores is like getting fucked in the ass ??

 

[Painted Pony]

The beaches at Pointe de Pern are cleared late in the day so I can watch the sunset without interruption.

 

[UR20Z]

I wannna have a 3-way with @rosbin and @Wolfia - they're both such wonderful people I can't contain my love for them much longer without something inside me exploding!

 

[Zoovillain]

You won't get pregnant were family

 

[420Fatty]

I want to get married and have kids.

 

[Zoovillain]

Lol

 

[amalar]

I hate swallowing cum =/

 

[KnottyBitch69]

I have no desire to be knotted, bred and made into a good little bitch by a big hung alpha doggy. And I definitely wouldn't want to have his puppies if such a thing were to happen. ?

 

[amalar]

I have no desire to be knotted, bred and made into a good little bitch by a big hung alpha doggy. And I definitely wouldn't want to have his puppies if such a thing were to happen. ?

sounds horrible!!! Noone would want that

 

[slebog65]

I'm a pornstar

 

[Bloodwolf]

I would never let my sweet boy Jake have his way with @Pippa . ?

 

[Deleted member 34693]

If Jake tried it on with me, I would push him away...............

 

[Deleted member 34693]

And I wouldn't let Bloodwolf watch either.........

 

[Bloodwolf]

And I wouldn't let Bloodwolf watch either.........

I hear nor see no evil.

 

[Deleted member 34693]

I hear nor see no evil.

Well, you wouldn't. Nothing I do is evil.

 

[Pillar]

I can maintain a hard on for more than 15 minutes. ?

 

[Zoovillain]

Ewwww. Thats gross.....as i swallow piss

 

[FatBitchPussy]

I've never been molested.

 

[Pillar]

I am perfectly normal all of the time. ? ? ?

 

[Zebby]

I didn't host a gang bang last night.