Post your Sweet Little Lies

[420Fatty]

I hate having fresh fruit and veggies around.

 

[Pillar]

I am perfection personified.

 

[420Fatty]

I don't understand why people do drugs.

 

[Pillar]

I want to be homeless and crippled. Freedom!

 

[CK4957 STD]

I just called the President a son of a bitch.

 

[420Fatty]

This whole week has been complete shit.
Except for Captain D's, They have an amazing seafood gumbo.

 

[Pillar]

I need to meditate some more.

 

[Painted Pony]

I love myself. Just as I was taught.

 

[kerijane]

No.

 

[Painted Pony]

Your sig line says "The answer is YES!" Which time did I read it wrong?

 

[Pillar]

I am totally sure of everything right now.

 

[Painted Pony]

I am totally sure of everything right now.

I wish I had your problems.

 

[Pillar]

I have been to the top of a mountain. Avalanches are so much fun!

 

[Painted Pony]

Back to the OT: I really wish that Rhino cow had backed into me two or three more times, I would have filled her with cum. And then died, but it would have been awesome. Little trade-offs.

 

[Wolf_Moon]

I would never suck a dogs cock and swallow his load.

 

[vic96]

i never think drinking a rum and diet coke in the morning would be a good idea ?

 

[Bluephoenyx]

I feel kind of bad due quarantine keeps me at home.

 

[Painted Pony]

I LOVE being quarantined. No human contact, no horses, no dogs, not even a houseplant! I am so relieved!

 

[ukbiuk]

im not horny in the slightest.. and do not wanna eat a zoos pussy and suck her dog at all..

 

[Painted Pony]

I, I, I, I'm out of lies. I hate it when that happens.

 

[Painted Pony]

Mare pussy does not stir my loins. And I never, EVER jack off to zoo porn. You all should be ashamed of yourselves for thinking I do. I just like having a nice tool.

 

[ShadowFox88]

I absolutely LOVE being homeless and vulnerable! It makes me feel good!

 

[Pillar]

I would never be a dom. I'm being honest, I swear! ?

 

[Zebby]

On this site there are no fakes

 

[Pillar]

Everyone tells the "truth" all the time.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I don't need Marijuana to cope.

 

[Pillar]

I need "Jesus". ?

 

[DanChrist]

I have never masturbated to beast porn.

 

[Bearstone30]

I have never been filmed while trying to make beast porn

 

[Painted Pony]

By the time Rommel had pushed us to Kasserine Pass, our horses and donkeys had given up. There was no one left to have sex with but the camels. It was dreadful. Then the Americans arrived with some mules, and we made do. It was how things were done in my day.