Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Wasbitchpolly]

I once had sex in a lift with a Chinese guy
I was fucking Wong on so many levels

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I hate all of you.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I'm not a zoophile anymore.

 

[DLMEM202]

I found out bitchpolly was a bloke

 

[ShepherdDogLover]

I deflowered most of your dogs butt while you were not watching

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Yes I am a bloke

 

[goldenboy]

I dont like licking pussy and ass

 

[CK4957 STD]

My parents taught me manners, attitudes and habits of the upper class to be one of those imbeciles...

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m very tactful

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I deflowered a kangaroo.

 

[Zoo]

I don't smoke excessive amounts of marijuana every day.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve always smoked

 

[K9funfan]

I’m at the best fitness level of my life.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I’ve never masturbated to dolphin vaginas.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

People in general interest me.

 

[K9funfan]

I am entirely patient and understanding with ignorant asshats.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I am completely fine with a dolphin in captivity.

 

[K9funfan]

I would rather be raped than cause harm to another human being.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I love it when the pizza guy fucks up.

 

[K9funfan]

Fast food workers never get the order wrong.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

SeaWorld management cares about their orcas and dolphins.

 

[K9funfan]

Greed and making money trumps everything and that is perfectly acceptable and understandable.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I’ve never called one of my teachers in school a cunt for being too politically correct.

 

[K9funfan]

Reading a well-written and thought-provoking novel is a waste of time.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Comic books are good literature.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m at home tucked up in bed

 

[DLMEM202]

@Wasbitchpolly wore me out.

 

[K9funfan]

Then I took @Zebedeestill ’s place.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Then I wore them both out

 

[Knotbich]

i'm very cold