Matrimony!!

if a woman as an emotional need to symbolize the relationship i can understand doing something symbolic to "signal" the relationship like kaytlen this with the dog tattoo but in general the point of marriage is to make things formal including in the eyes of the law including some rights that are giving in the status of married. I don't see any "need" to do it unless it is just to make something formal emotionaly.
 
Legally, in some places, if you spend 3 years cohabitation with a human in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, you can apply to be legally married with all marriage right, without actually having married, just from living together for that long.

Why can't animals be the same? I do consider my past male dog (RIP) as my husband/boyfriend. Same for my current wife/girlfriend that I have been with her for 5+ years.

He was literally my husband and she is literally my wife.
 
Aluzky said:
Legally, in some places, if you spend 3 years cohabitation with a human in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, you can apply to be legally married with all marriage right, without actually having married, just from living together for that long.

Why can't animals be the same? I do consider my past male dog (RIP) as my husband/boyfriend. Same for my current wife/girlfriend that I have been with her for 5+ years.

He was literally my husband and she is literally my wife.
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What you describe is a Common Law marriage. I agree it should apply to Zoos as well. My mare and I were together for nearly twenty years and I think of her as my wife.
 
the point of marriage is to make an official bond with legal consequnces like inheritance and etc which you don't need with an animal. you can do a ceremony at your us if you want to do it for emotional reason but legally there is no need
 
BitchLover said:
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Man you all are so bitter! Nothing wrong with a man being so happy to marry his lover. I'm not one for marriage, the underlying ideals of it are pretty toxic to men nowadays. Obviously a bitch or mare won't hurt you like a woman will when you marry them, but marriages are costly and take a lot of time. When I'm dating a bitch she knows I love her. Don't really need marriage to prove it for myself but I know many men want to have a successful loving matrimony. You'll only get that with animal girlies.
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Look, dude. You need to stop with this women ranting here. I get it, I plan on going my own way as well, but I have only referenced things here without being rude to another sex, or disrespectful to members of this wonderful community. The court system is bias, great, dont complain about it, you cannot do anything about it. Pick up stoicism and be happy that this site exists and that the mods are still giving you opportunities to even be on here. You are not only sounding like a crazy feminist who wants to put the other gender below them, but sound completely abusive to the animal(s) within your household.

Take a chill pill, I get it, these things make you angry, but you need to let go and avoid it, not complain about it. Now if you tell me you are already set out and have basically completed/are completing that plan in your life, great! Then be successful and positive, about it without being toxic because the toxicity you create, in turn ends up sticking in your head like "oh i bet they XXX" or "geez I cant believe these people" etc. Negativity, even if through positivity builds only a habit to more negativity. If after everytime u win in a videogame, you call the opponent shit and that they are worthless for losing, how can you ever be happy that you won the game, when you are always so focused on shitting on the respectful other player. how can you honestly enjoy victory (lets say in this case, victory is saving 3mil in your 401k by 40 years old), when you are constantly too focused on shitting on the other player, to the point where you end up thinking about it all day (lets say this is constant rants, and hate, even while you are cuddling or browsing your phone, or even just sitting in the washroom thinking to yourself). and then forget that the victory ever happened to begin with?

If this hate has taken over your life to the point it stretches to not only your bathroom time, but cuddle time and work time as well, then you need to relax and seriously reality check yourself. Though I'm not proud to admit I have become consumed by hate myself before, and I have now gotten over it and become better after reflecting on myself. I am not even of legal drinking age in my country yet and have assessed everything I need in order to be as happy as possible.

Actually, relating to both topics here: I would find it pretty cool if I could eventually do some animal fostering with a potential dog I may have in the future, specifically puppy fostering after I retire since fostering another big dog with another big dog who hasnt been spayed would be quite problematic (but I have far, faaar too many years before that happens), in order to be happy that I am able to change these animals lives, even if just a little bit. Its honestly a really neat thought to me that gets me feeling very nice and honestly, complete
 
Married? Dont know. I sure as hell dreamed about it with Bernie (B) a lot and him knocking me up. Prior to B, my 1st K9 lover was Rolly. I loved him dearly and we had a normal Mistress/Dog relationship, with the added regular awesome sex. Bernie came into my life quite unexpectedly as a pup. I went with a friend to see some dogs in a pound, she and her boyfriend where interested in and ended falling hook line and sinker for him pretty much immediately. Was most defiantly a 2way connection, so I ended up taking him home to meet Rolly.
Things where great. B was a pup and was growing to a very hansom guy. Rolly was, well showing him the ropes shall we say. Not once with Rolly did I ever think about being his partner or pups or marriage. But B, completely different. When Rolly past away, B became my world and for 8 years he was my life partner. If I could of married him, had his pups, I would of though that was totally unrealistic. I was even green with jealousy and an had anger over B mating with a Bitch. Even writing that irks me. But his sons and daughters are out there, I hope being as awesome as he was.
I now have a normal pet, he isnt active at all and although I would I wont push that avenue with him. But fuck I wish he would.
 
It would be great, but its not legal on paper. love doesn't need a paper though.
 
Roxxi said:
On the old forum. I got asked this question a lot in private messages" Do you feel like you are married to your dogs ?" It is an interesting question or Idea. I my self however do not. That is not to say that I do not love my dogs and I even on occasion jokingly call them husband. I try not to anthropomorphize animals as analogues for humans. Given my particular living situation not respecting them as animals could be dangerous. I also like the fact that my dog are dogs that do dumb dog things. So I am content seeing them as my dog friends with...with benefits :) I also don't know if that makes me a zoo or not( though I am only attracted to dogs)

So how does every one else feel ? husband and wife or am I weirder than I thought ?
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I've always seen romantic relationships with dogs as incredibly cute things ^_^

But there's no shame in not being interested in one! I'm certainly not right now, but maybe one day. They'd have to be a very special one for that c:
 
Getting back to the original question...

If I could train my non-existent dog to communicate with me in a more complex manner (like that lady that taught her dog to use buttons), I think I could consider a dog a spouse. Hell, I considered one my gf at one point.
 
I've developed feelings for my animals, nothing I've ever had a physical relationship with, so yes, I would consider marriage a possibility with one in the future.
 
Roxxi said:
On the old forum. I got asked this question a lot in private messages" Do you feel like you are married to your dogs ?" It is an interesting question or Idea. I my self however do not. That is not to say that I do not love my dogs and I even on occasion jokingly call them husband. I try not to anthropomorphize animals as analogues for humans. Given my particular living situation not respecting them as animals could be dangerous. I also like the fact that my dog are dogs that do dumb dog things. So I am content seeing them as my dog friends with...with benefits :) I also don't know if that makes me a zoo or not( though I am only attracted to dogs)

So how does every one else feel ? husband and wife or am I weirder than I thought ?
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More husbands for me if dog can be husband.
 
Roxxi said:
On the old forum. I got asked this question a lot in private messages" Do you feel like you are married to your dogs ?" It is an interesting question or Idea. I my self however do not. That is not to say that I do not love my dogs and I even on occasion jokingly call them husband. I try not to anthropomorphize animals as analogues for humans. Given my particular living situation not respecting them as animals could be dangerous. I also like the fact that my dog are dogs that do dumb dog things. So I am content seeing them as my dog friends with...with benefits :) I also don't know if that makes me a zoo or not( though I am only attracted to dogs)

So how does every one else feel ? husband and wife or am I weirder than I thought ?
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My wife always says she feels like boyfriends or lovers
 
I have more than one dog but the one I'm in love with I think of us as the alphas of our pack. My other dogs submit to him and him to me so I think they all agree
 
I would love to attend a zoo wedding. I think it's great when people celebrate their love. Maybe I could even meet a cute groomsman to mate with me ; )

Would I ever get zoo married... I dont know. I dont have zoo relationship now so it's hard to say. Maybe. I want so badly to be in a relationship with a great sexy dog. The more I watch zoo porn and come across kissing videos I find them incredibly erotic and loving. I want that sort of relationship with a handsome boy. So maybe I would become a dogs boy wife. The idea of being a zoo bride on wedding night really gets me excited!
 
knotinterested said:
So all this talk about matrimony has me wondering one thing.

If you were to somehow legally marry an animal would you be immune to prosecution for bestiality?

I mean isn't sex expected and legal in such an instance?
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At least in a certain country in South Asia you could be considered "within the law" ...
 
DoggieLannie said:
I always say I want to be a doggie wife, but that statement is very much from a sexual place. I love my dog partner, when I have one. But yeah, I agree, I like that dogs do dumb dog things and be goofy. For me it’s like have a friend I love around. Emotionally I need humans...
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Can I watch while u play with ur dog partner
 
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