SaltyDog
Citizen of Zooville
The 1st one I found at a local store, Walmart maybe? The other two I found online somewhere... and ordered them quick (!) as I could not believe my fortune for finding them.
Needless to say, I can only wear the 1st one in public... The others are simply too provoking for most people. When I was younger, I would've worn the 2nd and 3rd one in public, no problem. It's funny what age does for a person's perspective.
I think I'll just mount them on my bedroom wall...