blijftniksover
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Made my own jerking-machine.
Steve1982nl
Citizen of Zooville
Got mounted by a dog. No wait, that was because he was horny 
rainbowzluzhy
Tourist
omg you brave person-
did you get seen or no??
knotinstockings
Citizen of Zooville
wish i could find someone like you local
blijftniksover
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Feel you. Tried to suck myself. Could only reach the tipTried for hours as a teen to be able to lick my pussy. I never did.
blijftniksover
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Actually. Maybe i should try again.Feel you. Tried to suck myself. Could only reach the tip
Reconscope
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Yeah would be nice change of pace.
808zoo
Citizen of Zooville
Deffo shouldActually. Maybe i should try again.
HornySquid
Tourist
I've tried, but my mom's was too big for me lol
New&Curious3709
Tourist
This makes me want to fuck in a library... again
knotinstockings
Citizen of Zooville
years ago i dressed sissy slut fem me and friend went out o interstate we got beside trucks i give him head had my mini skirt pulled up to see stockings and panties finally one truck i lulled my hard cock out of my panties the CB went wild guys that had watched me giving head then find out i have a cock
808zoo
Citizen of Zooville
Omg same but when I got older I found out that she’d bought a vibrator that was the same size as my dad (back when those long, slim vibes were in fashion) and I almost lost my lunch
K9Duke697
Citizen of Zooville
Could never manage to give myself oral as a teen, either. Too thick to bend properly and it's only gotten worse since I was just a high school jock.Tried for hours as a teen to be able to lick my pussy. I never did.
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BobbyJames
Guest
Is there anything that you used that was surprisingly really good?
UKinky4K92
Tourist
You sound like a lot of fun
UKinky4K92
Tourist
Where do you work lol
Tayonnaise
Tourist
Jerked off on my garden plants while I was gardening naked. As i normally do. This spot was in full view of the street, but behind my car so slightly obscured
UKinky4K92
Tourist
I think i was about 12 and the dog licked my asshole totally unprovoked, it felt good so i let her carry on. Never dared do anything more but it has kept me curious ever since.
Cyon
Tourist
I’ve done a lot of what I’ve come to think of as the “norm” in this great community (impromptu sex toys, masturbating where there was a good chance of getting caught, etc.), but my favorite was when I was in high school. I lived on my parents’ farm right next to the highway, but when I was home alone I would go out to the middle of the field and fuck the mare in broad daylight. I stood on a bucket and just unzipped the fly of my pants so if I heard a car coming I would jump down and pretend to be brushing her, but if anyone had seen me It wouldn’t have been hard to put two and two together. Had a couple of close calls that way but man, talk about a thrill.
CourtWarlock
Tourist
I had jerked one out in an open parking lot while my grandmother was running errands inside a bank. I’ve also considered stealing a pair of my cousin panties one time as I was helping her move… decided against it
I have done that many times. Quite enjoyable.
kenhell2021
Tourist
so many options... Fucked my arse with my wifes vibrator while watching trans or animal porn. Shoved ice cubes in my arse. Used a vacuum cleaner for a penis pump. Walk around the house doing the housework while my wife is at work and out the backyard naked. Many years ago I would let my dogs lick me while I masturbated...and the list goes on
Riotinthesheets2
BANNED
home made toys out of anything i thought would be worthwhile. surprisingly a lot of things around a house that you can fuck for a decent quickie. the problem is having a long enough attention span to think straight while being increasingly horny.
MichonneRimes
Tourist
I have masturbated and also had my man finger me while we were driving down the interstate.