I Have...something you did because you were Horny

[WhiteboyKevin]

@bambi52461 Mile high next!! . I'm also a bit of an exhibitionist though. Also fucked right on the bar after hours at my workplace... no yeast infection

 

[BleedingButterly]

Lost my virginity to a dog at a time where I didn't even knew how to masturbate properly. Oh, and got licked by a pinscher at 2 AM, like two feet away from my mother. Crazy shit.

 

[youlookgouda]

Jerked off and cum while looking out a second story window at my cousin in a bikini by the pool.

 

[rabtendi92]

Suck a dog cock, but I guess it's not considered strange here. I've also wear women clothing without enjoy it because it makes horny my partner.. I'm a boring person

 

[BeastCuriousGuy82]

I once turned on all my condo lights, to get the attention of the couple in the hotel next door, who I was watching fuck through their windows, so they could see I was watching, and then they could watch me stroke to them fucking.

 

[BeastCuriousGuy82]

Makeshift fleshlight, don’t remember what I used for it, just that I did

macgyvered that shit just to nutt, nice!!!

 

[bambi52461]

@bambi52461 Mile high next!! . I'm also a bit of an exhibitionist though. Also fucked right on the bar after hours at my workplace... no yeast infection

I'd have to travel by plane slightly more for that .. I'm surprisingly not an exhibitionist... I guess it's just more the thrill of potentially getting caught

 

[Availabilityunknown]

I have let my dog knot me while intimate with my wife

 

[stretch]

I have let my dog knot me while intimate with my wife

Now that would be interesting. Good for you. Be proud that you have a wife that
is into your style of fun.

 

[crazycoral84]

I have once jerked off while on a hike with a group, because I was just too horny to wait.

 

[Devils_little_friend]

Had a random come over to eat me.
Tried to get a dog to fuck me
Shoved a cucumber in my cunt, a popsicle (frozen)
Video chatted with a dom who forced me to fuck myself with a thick dildo
Shoved a hairbrush handle and a bingo marker up my very tight ass
Let my brother hit it.
Fucked a friends boyfriend behind Walmart with truckers watching and the next day had a 3some with them both.
Spread daily for my dog to eat it both missionary and doggy.

Damn girl, wish im close to you when you are horny

 

[fuckit19]

gave into a friends husband

Let’s hear the story

 

[Peng789]

Rubbed myself with my brothers xbox remote when he was out at class and finished in his bed... Found his ... boy towel as well.

 

[TastyBunny]

I have ...used far too many household objects as boyfriends

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME!!

 

[beastyboy888]

Put questionable women in my mouth. Lol

 

[19cowboy62]

Anyone who's been in the US military can relate. Spent my time having to run the floor buffer enjoying the feel of the handlebar pulsing against my junk. I thought the handles being non-adjustable and set so low was stupid until running the buffer for a few minutes was getting a reaction from my penis.

Then it was a question of hiding my boner while doing an hours long job of polishing the barracks floor and hoping I wasn't going to make a mess when I came. I wonder if women going through Basic Training enjoyed their floor buffing duty in a similar way?

Omg roflmfao, thank you the buffer can do it lol. Haven't thought of that in over 40 years. Can't mess the uniform. But crap that feels good 2 thumbs up

 

[19cowboy62]

All of you make me feel better BTW. Just glad I've never had to go to the er for a boo boo. If it feels good do it lol. Yes I'm old lol was a 70s thing

 

[youlookgouda]

Used household objects to sound.

 

[Nikoknotlover]

i uhm...as a teenager used my mothers dildos

 

[youlookgouda]

i uhm...as a teenager used my mothers dildos

Did you clean them for your poor mother? She slaves around the house enough without your mess on them

 

[Nikoknotlover]

Did you clean them for your poor mother? She slaves around the house enough without your mess on them

i did i did haha didnt want her finding out

 

[youlookgouda]

i did i did haha didnt want her finding out

What a thoughtful, sneaky daughter.

 

[fuckit19]

I have had sex with a random guy in the back of my car in a parking lot at 6:30am because I woke up horny and he just happened to DM at the same time. I wore a skirt and no panties. He came inside me and I went to work and I held his cum in me as long as I could.

This is fucking hot and awesome

 

[fuckit19]

Shampoo bottle

Wow that’s impressive

 

[fuckit19]

I have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.

Lucky fucking stranger

 

[NikkiCD]

Self sucked and swallowed my cum. I'm kind of a cum slut. I always swallow it.

 

[ZephyrZoo]

I have stuck my man bits into a tub of ice-cream. And a butternut. And a bowl of spaghetti. And a tub of skin cream... And the vacuum.. And pool cleaner kreepy krauly thing... Not my proudest moments.

 

[Cookiecaretaker]

I have stuck my man bits into a tub of ice-cream. And a butternut. And a bowl of spaghetti. And a tub of skin cream... And the vacuum.. And pool cleaner kreepy krauly thing... Not my proudest moments.

here u should get that, its maybe a bit safer and easy to clean xD

The Original MudBuster - As seen on TV

The Dexas MudBuster quickly defeats dirty feet! It provides a quick and thorough cleaning of a dog’s muddy paws. Before they track it into your car or all over the house!

www.themudbuster.com

 

[fuckit19]

Self sucked and swallowed my cum. I'm kind of a cum slut. I always swallow it.

That’s fucking badass and would be fun to watch

 

[ZephyrZoo]

here u should get that, its maybe a bit safer and easy to clean xD

The Original MudBuster - As seen on TV

The Dexas MudBuster quickly defeats dirty feet! It provides a quick and thorough cleaning of a dog’s muddy paws. Before they track it into your car or all over the house!

www.themudbuster.com

Thanks but no thanks! I'd rather park it in my furry friend These horror stories were from when I was in high school and just a horny teenager.