I believe

[silver_Lining]

Lets try this game, everyone starts the post with I believe and finishes off by adding something incredibly silly or strange to it.

I believe.......socks actually are aliens and the dryer is a portal to their home world.

 

[Pillar]

What I believe means nothing.

 

[Kynophile]

I believe that all fictional worlds are alternate realities, and ours is another world's fiction. The loop of fictions is self-contained, like the Tommyverse.

 

[420Fatty]

I believe, IN WAFFLE SUPREMACY!

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

I believe in Canada because of their Maple Syrup

 

[NorthernViking]

I believe..... not.. on a knot in me ??

 

[420Fatty]

I believe in the possibility of a Trailer Park Boys x Hardy Bucks crossover!

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

I believe that I won't be a virgin till I die

 

[Ickis]

I believe "aliens" aren't from outer space, they're really interdimentional entities.

 

[Pillar]

I believe that belief is for things that cannot be/have not been proven.

 

[Tailo]

I believe I can fry.

 

[silver_Lining]

I believe that I disbelieve everything that I believe.....except for the previous statement

 

[420Fatty]

I believe in a thing called love, Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!

 

[Shadow69]

I believe... I'll have 4 eggs over medium and a ham steak

 

[420Fatty]

I believe that trump and his syphilitic grandpa brain are doing everything they can to start world war III,
Because that's easier on his ego than admitting what a complete fucking moron he is when it comes to actually handling anything. Be it a glass of water or a pandemic, it's too much for him.

 

[Pillar]

I believe that trump and his syphilitic grandpa brain are doing everything they can to start world war III,
Because that's easier on his ego than admitting what a complete fucking moron he is when it comes to actually handling anything. Be it a glass of water or a pandemic, it's too much for him.

What's he got to admit when it comes to his "ego"?

 

[Kynophile]

I believe that Stephen Sondheim was the greatest composer of his generation, and that many of his musicals express complex emotions better than words alone could. At the moment, the musical "Assassins" in particular reflects the struggles between the American Dream and the disappointment and anger of those who cannot achieve it, for whatever reason.

 

[Pillar]

I believe if something isn't done about the economic crisis going on now everyone's gonna be in big trouble.

 

[420Fatty]

What's he got to admit when it comes to his "ego"?

Are you not paying attention? All he has is ego. Every time he's in front of a camera he can't help but jerk himself off and try to convince everyone around him that he's amazing instead of a complete fuck up. He's like a child wiping their shit on the wall and looking at you like "I did good?"

 

[Pillar]

Are you not paying attention? All he has is ego. Every time he's in front of a camera he can't help but jerk himself off and try to convince everyone around him that he's amazing instead of a complete fuck up. He's like a child wiping their shit on the wall and looking at you like "I did good?"

Hey, I do the same, minus the child and the shit part! ?

 

[Katelyn]

I believe.... canine cum is the miracle-drug to COVID-19 and we need to deliver direct injections asap.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I believe I lost a lot of friends due to my political affiliation.

 

[420Fatty]

I believe.... canine cum is the miracle-drug to COVID-19 and we need to deliver direct injections asap.

Seeing as canine cum will kill me and many others, I'm going to disagree.

 

[Katelyn]

Not being serious. The thread said add something silly, people are being serious

 

[hoju]

I believe in a thing called love. Just listen to the rhythm of the heart.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I believe I wished upon a star for love...but some asshole already wished upon one, asking for the exact opposite.

 

[Pillar]

I believe I wished upon a star for love...but some asshole already wished upon one, asking for the exact opposite.

Hey, I'm an asshole, leave me out of it!

I believe that belief is irrelevant to facts.

 

[Kynophile]

Hey, I'm an asshole, leave me out of it!

I believe that belief is irrelevant to facts.

I believe that the difference relies on there being an agreed upon observable reality, which is itself a belief, though a very well-founded one.

 

[silver_Lining]

I believe that opinions are like assholes....everyone has one, some people pretend to have more than one and few know how to use it properly lol

 

[Pillar]

I believe your mind must be dominated though the portal of control in order to be free. (First post influence ?)