Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
You know what the psychiatrist said to the guy who wore plastic wrap for pants?
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Badumtiss
Do you Prefer McDonald's or Burger King?
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Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Badumtiss
KnotReady
Citizen of Zooville
Is this what our relationship has come to.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I don't know. But I should tell you I worry about my calendar. Its days are numbered.Is this what our relationship has come to.
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
True story:
A female working the counter in a McDonalds asked me:
"You want whip cream on your milkshake?"
I leaned to her as far across the counter as I could and said,
"You betcha, and make sure there's enough whip cream for both you and me, sweetheart."
She gasped, "Oh...omg..."
A female working the counter in a McDonalds asked me:
"You want whip cream on your milkshake?"
I leaned to her as far across the counter as I could and said,
"You betcha, and make sure there's enough whip cream for both you and me, sweetheart."
She gasped, "Oh...omg..."
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
And you call ME the pig......lol
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Hey, I could have offered to tie the cherry stem in a knot with my ladyparts, but I held back.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
knotyouraveragerider
Tourist
McDonalds for their fries and nuggets. But I do love the Whopper. 
I might go buy a Whopper from BK and then go to McDonalds to order fries.. and eat there to weird people out.
I might go buy a Whopper from BK and then go to McDonalds to order fries.. and eat there to weird people out.
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Get it straight - I'm a demon lesbian succubus. Don't forget it, muggle.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yes I know, but your official title didn't work with my joke...............don't curse me
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yes, but the toys in Happy Meals stink now. Used to be really cool (ok, maybe I thought that because I was a kid, but still)Burger King. Their food seems foodier. But MacDonald's has the Happy Meals.
son1911
Zooville Settler
Well, nothing can beat Kinder eggs when it comes to toys.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I beg to differ. Ever tried lawn darts?
son1911
Zooville Settler
That doesn't sound like something you should eat. What is it?
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Aerial 3 pound darts that kids would toss way up into the air to make them land in the ground, sharp side down........you can see where there may have been an issue lol
son1911
Zooville Settler
Parents come to intervene only to get a dart in their heads.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yes, also.......they were originally made for kids, so.......definitely some lawsuits filed by parents lol
son1911
Zooville Settler
Americans...
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
son1911
Zooville Settler
For trains?
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Or random darts
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I have been looking for a legal way to physically punish misbehaving children.
Isleofdogs
Citizen of Zooville
Errm.. neither?
Both crap in this part of the world!
Both crap in this part of the world!
Wolve_2012
Tourist
McDonald's. Never really cared for Burger King.
