Do you pee in the shower or before you shower?

d7art said:
Wow your wife sounds kinky, and I love kinky. I'm trying to imagine me being your wife and now, I'm the curious type never been afraid to try things never had any inclinations about pee. Don't tell anyone I got excited reading your post. 🤬
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Awful great weather we're having on this lovely day........ *Disappeared with blinding speed screaming* EXCELSIOR.........
 
d7art said:
Is that really true or is it an old wises tale?
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I sincerely haven't had a case of athlete's foot since I was first told about it in 2007. So...yes.
Candu said:
Ok! on a serious note and since it showed up in my feed(cough cough)😄 my wife is into water sports, so if we're in the shower she asks if I have to pee I normally say yes cause one waking up two just not thinking about it it results in a few ways one pee down drain two stick erect penis into vaginal or anal canal and fill her till she moans and ejaculates it into the tub or three put erect penis on lips or in mouth and she will either let it fountain or drink it to the last drop.and thus concludes candus Ted talk on pissing in the shower/watersports, BACK TO YOU.... D
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One of my unfulfilled fantasies is to pee inside of a woman's vagina during sex. I'd love to finally be in a relationship where she's more than willing to let me urinate inside of her during sex.
 
Lover of Centaurides said:
One of my unfulfilled fantasies is to pee inside of a woman's vagina during sex. I'd love to finally be in a relationship where she's more than willing to let me urinate inside of her during sex.
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I started this tread having nothing to do with sex ,and now after talking and hearing from people I am curious. I hope you do get to experience your pee fantasies, and now I'm more open to the Idea.
 
Lover of Centaurides said:
I sincerely haven't had a case of athlete's foot since I was first told about it in 2007. So...yes.

One of my unfulfilled fantasies is to pee inside of a woman's vagina during sex. I'd love to finally be in a relationship where she's more than willing to let me urinate inside of her during sex.
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It's even more fun when you and a buddy fill both bottom holes and one takes care of the mouth so you can get her belly throat and butt to bulge plus listening to her trying to let out a moan due to the immense orgasms she's having from over load on erogenous and sexual stimulatory points from the pressure in her cervix her lack of breathing due to swallowing a constant flow of liquid Wich causes mild asphyxiation Wich causes a head rush plus the anal g spot aka the perennial gland and gspot
 
I used to pee in the shower as a kid, but heck, I haven't done that in like 10, 11, 12? years. Now I usually pee before or after I shower.
 
d7art said:
Tell your wife I said she is the awesome one, and you know your a lucky man to find such a wonderful woman. kiss her for me. 💋
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Oh trust me I will deeply *thinks of imaginary wife and real wife holding hands getting knotted at the same time while french kissing my urine back and forth to each ot..her... . . . Shit shit shit inside thought inside thought why won't they stoooooooooop lol jkjk OR.....AM...I.....
 
d7art said:
Who has tasted pee? I haven't but your making me curious! I have heard of golden showers for years but it always deferred to in porn is it something that real people are in to?
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Yes, real people are into it. I've drunk my pee. I've had pee play, both solo and with another person
Candu said:
You killed it wisc YOU.... KILLLLED......IIT.......
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Well, my snarky mind could have said, "you mean people in real life have sex activity in real life?". But I like @d7art , so I tried to be nice.
 
CuriousWisc. said:
Yes, real people are into it. I've drunk my pee. I've had pee play, both solo and with another person

Well, my snarky mind could have said, "you mean people in real life have sex activity in real life?". But I like @d7art , so I tried to be nice.
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Well me and my wife just did and technically as you stated you could have said and continued and did lol but I digress good times
 
CuriousWisc. said:
Yes, real people are into it. I've drunk my pee. I've had pee play, both solo and with another person.
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Now you have me curious I guess I'm going to have find me a partner to explore this with. Has anyone tasted dog pee is it the same or different. If you would have asked me if I tasted pee before this tread I would have thought you were crazy. Now I'm thinking differently it's now on my got to try list. I hope you people weren't kidding just for a joke to get me to taste pee. lol
 
Found this out from shower friends but curiosity was perked due to my walker shoved her onion in my face so as per usual I licked but alas forgot to take her to the bathroom and behold she achieves orgasm squirted as per usual then I got pressure washed.... Yeah.... Moral of the story man who lick onion drip manny tear
 
Ooh ooh I volunteer flower as tribute be warned tho she's a bipedal pressure washer
d7art said:
Now you have me curious I guess I'm going to have find me a partner to explore this with. Has anyone tasted dog pee is it the same or different. If you would have asked me if I tasted pee before this tread I would have thought you were crazy. Now I'm thinking differently it's now on my got to try list. I hope you people weren't kidding just for a joke to get me to taste pee. lol
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saddlebum66 said:
Id have thought that expression hadnt gone away...but I guess after too clise to Sixty years its currency is shaky🤣
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It may have been replaced by something else, but I'm not sure. I'm 28, so maybe born too late for that one, and too early for whatever replaced it? But then, I also didn't have a lot of exposure to it's use; not a lot of reasons to have heard it.
 
saddlebum66 said:
Seems self-explanatory....As we said in the Summer of Love...."Conserve water, Shower with your Steady."
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I knew what steady means I heard it when I was young, but I have never used it myself. It came from the phrase going steady which meant you where in a relationship with come one.
 
A "Steady" was THE one at any given time. "Main squeeze", "My Short", "My Ginch"( never caught on, but was NE regional anyway) were all synonyms. There were others, and if they come to mind, Ill put them here.

The girl you took to the prom, or the boy who asked you either was your steady, or was likely to be after that night.
 
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